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this is going to make me cry in the walmart bathroom

wouldst thou like to live fergaliciously

verily

hi

actually i want to be alone rn

no i dont... hi

i think i might need to be on my own rn

I know Dracula is the bad guy of Castlevania and all, but if some zealous Christians showed up at my home and horribly murdered my wife because she did medicine too good I too would probably have gone absolutely fucking feral

He gave them a year and fair warning

Ok but legitimately. He gave them a year warning, they all saw this FIERY DEVIL MAN appear in the sky and tell them he will kill them, and they all collectively went “lol....ok...” and carried on. RESPECT HIM.

Decorating my house to look like an AA meeting in the multipurpose room of a methodist church

I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance! Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid

noo dont base your self worth on online validation from strangers youre so sexy ahaha

you think im sexy??

“You look different with makeup” ????? You think I’m buying shit for hundreds of dollars to just keep looking like my ugly self … Ok

I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am