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Who? What? When? Where? Why?

I’m procrastinating. If you fancy it send me a ship and a number and I’ll tell you my headcanon.

1. Who is the one who asks crazy questions, and who is the one who tells the other to go to sleep?

2. It is summer by the lake side, their best friends owns the lot beside them, what shenanigans do they pull?

3. Who wants to take lots of pictures and is always smiling and who looks pissed off no matter what photo they are in?

4. Who is more likely to start a fun rap battle with the other?

5. Water balloon fight! Who wins?

6. It’s a cold winter day and they are cuddled up in blankets by the fire, what stories do they reminisce about?

7. Who made the other laugh so hard their beverage came out their nose?

8. How do their personalities compliment each other?

9. Who tells their partner to be careful before their partner goes and does something incredibly stupid?

10. Who is completely oblivious that the other likes them all while hoping that the other does?

11. Who is ready to throw hands for their partner?

12. Who always kisses their partner before they leave?

13. Who is the one who gets really sappy when they are tired and who thinks it’s adorable?

14. They decide to become criminals, but they need a cool criminal name(s) before they can go and steal from banks. What name(s) do they come up with?

for any of the ships tagged (or if i forgot any that i post about) send me one and a number or two uwu

1. Who offers their jacket when the other is cold?

2. Who giggles uncontrollably when the other playfully picks them up?

3. Who compliments the other in front of everyone?

4. Who is more likely to tell the other a pun and what is the other’s reaction to the pun?

5. When one of them has a bad day, what does the other do to help cheer them up?

6. If they got to pick what one another wears for a day, what would one another wear?“

7. Who introduces their partner to their family first? How does it go?

8. In a coffee shop AU, who would be the coffee shop employee and who would be the customer?

9. When they sit side by side, do they touch one another? For example, does one person has their arm around the other, do they sit holding hands, or linked arms, ECT.

10. What is a small thing that one another does to make their partner happy?

11. What would they do to celebrate their one year anniversary?

12. When did they know that loved each other, and when did they first tell each other that they loved one another?

13. Who likes to give the other hugs from behind followed by a kiss?

14. Who would make a playlist for the other person? What would be featured on the playlist?

1. Who likes to nuzzle their head into their partner’s chest?

2. How many and what colours are the blankets they like to snuggle in?

3. Who runs up and hugs their partner and who stands arms wide open to catch their partner?

4. Who would be more likely to get matching scarves for themselves and their partner?

5. Would they much rather go on a romantic date or a laid back date? Explain why.

6. Who still gets butterflies after years of dating?

7. Who is the one who makes their partner laugh so much that their face hurts?

8. How would each of them explain how they met?

9. Who accidentally drinks too much caffeine and who has to deal with their partner bouncing off the walls?

1. Who poses and who encourages the other by yelling sweet things at them?

2. Who sighs and rests their head on their partner’s shoulder while the other pulls them closer?

3. Who is more likely to start a pillow fight at an obscure time at night?

4. How do they greet one another when they come home?

5. Who laughs and exposes their cover when they try to playfully scare their partner?

6. Who starts the dance off in the kitchen while they are baking cookies?

7. Are they more likely to built a pillow fort with aesthetically pleasing string lights or sit in a bed of a truck looking up at the stars?

8. Who continually tries to prank the other but fails each time?

9. Who is ready to throw down and who is ready to make a flower crown?

10. Who gets the spider out of the house?

11. Who laughs so hard that they make no sound and whose laugh can you hear from a mile away?

12. Who is more likely to create an absolute disaster in the kitchen?

13. Who tries their best at a new hobby and who is ready to hype their partner up?

14. They get looped into going to a party they don’t wanna go to, do they, A) Get out of it with a mediocre lie, (what is the lie) B) Go and decide to try and have a good time, C) Go and decide to start chaos or D) Go and steal some food?

send me a pairing & a number, then I’ll tell you:

Who is the most affectionate?

Big spoon/Little spoon?

Most common argument?

Favorite non-sexual activity?

Who is most likely to carry the other?

What is their favorite feature of their partner’s?

What’s the first thing that changes when they realize they have feelings for the other?

Nicknames? & if so, how did they originate?

Who worries the most?

Who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant?

Who tops?

Who initiates kisses?

Who reaches for the other’s hand first?

Who kisses the hardest?

Who wakes up first?

Who wants to stay in bed just a little longer?

Who says I love you first?

Who leaves little notes in the other’s one lunch? (Bonus: what does it usually say?)

Who tells their family/friends about their relationship first?

What do their family/friends think of their relationship?

Who is more likely to start dancing with the other?

Who cooks more/who is better at cooking?

Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines?

Who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear during inappropriate times?

Who needs more assurance?

What would be their theme song?

Who would sing to their child back to sleep?

What do they do when they’re away from each other?

one headcanon about this OTP that breaks your heart

1. Who is the happy morning person and who is grumpy and just wants to go back to bed?

2. Who falls asleep on the couch and who puts a blanket over them?

3. They end up going to a party? What couple are they? Ex- Clinging to one another? Just there to steal some free food and leave? Both want to party?

4. If they were in a zombie apocalypse AU, how would they meet?

5. Where is their number one date spot? Why do they love it so much there?

6. Who would be more likely to hug their partner and pick them up off the ground?

7. If one partner isn’t the best at communicating their feelings, how do they show their feelings to their significant other in other ways?

8. How did they try to impress one other before they were dating?

9. Who is being way over the top and dramatic and who just nods and cheers on their partner from the sidelines?

10. Where did they confess that they loved one another?

11. What is something small, but cute they do for one another? Ex - leave cute encouraging notes for one another on the counter.

12. Who is the one who does the cooking while the other helps prep the food?

13. What is a memory they share together that makes them both laugh so hard they cry when they think about it?

14. They are having a water balloon fight, who wins and how do they deliver the winning shot?

1. “You can’t be mean, because I cook the food…and I could technically poison you.”

2. “DON’T FLUSH THE TOILET WHEN I’M IN THE SHOWER!”

3. “Pick your underwear up off the floor.” “Why? You’re the one that threw them there…last night…remember?”

4. “Sharing a single strand of spaghetti is not romantic. Stop asking.”

5. “You set the fire alarm off making mac and cheese!!”

6. “You just called my mom, Mom. That’s, like, better than when you said you loved me for the first time.”

7. “Potato stix. Not potato chips. Not french fries. Sticks. S-T-I-X.”

8. “Connect-four my ass. You fucking cheater.”

9. “You’re seriously going to make me sleep on the couch because I BEAT YOU IN MONOPOLY!”

1. Who laughs at their own joke and who deadpans at the joke?

2. If they had a secret handshake, how would it go?

3. It’s movie night, what movies are they gonna watch together?

4. It’s time to name their pet they adopted together, who gets to name it? How do they come to this decision?

5. Who would they love to go on a double date with?

6. Who wakes the other up in the morning? How do they wake them up?

7. How do they celebrate Halloween?

8. Who is more likely to call their partner ‘dude’?

9. During a thunderstorm how do they react? Is one scared? Do they both love it? Do they take pictures? ECT.

10. Who would looking lovingly at their partner and call them ‘idiot’?

11. It’s time to get groceries, who likes to look at everything and who just wants to power through and get everything done so they can go back home?

12. Who is more likely to make a mess in the kitchen?

13. Who likes to try to prank their partner?

14. When scrolling on their phone, who is more likely to show their partner a cute picture/video of an animal?

1. Im pretty sure we’re still banned from that store

2. Shut up and kiss me

3. What do you mean you’ve never had sex ed?

4. I do nothing. I’m 4

5. Get that thing away from me!

6. My brain is so fried I wouldn’t even be able to reconise my own mother at this point

7. Person A: Let it go! Let it-“ person B: IF YOU START SINGING FROZEN ONE MORE TIME I’M FILLING FOR DIVORCE

8. Please don’t die

9. I give about as much fucks as a panda

10. I love you

11. I’m alergic to cats

12. I love nature, I just don’t want to get any of it on me (a Woody allen quote)

13. Tonight is a memorable occation, we’re watching 27 dresses for the 27th time

14. May your tea be hot and your wife be hotter

15. I don’t hate you, but if I you were on fire and I had water, I’d drink it (from my russian friend)

16. This is why I always wear sports bra’s!

17. I know, I know, but they looked so sad!

18. No uterus, no opinion (friends quote)

19. Well, if you’re ever in need of a one legged stripper, just give me a call

20. Who are you and what have you done to the prime minister?

21. I hate life and life hates me back

22. Uhm, I don’t know, maybe bc I pushed a child out of my vagina?

23. There’s nothing in the world that I hate more than shopping

24. Uhm, Honey, I don’t think that’s water

25. Could you please stop proposing to me? The answer is no now and it’ll say no forever!

26. I think I might just be a little bit more in love with you than the wedding dress, but it’s a close call

27. New phone, who dis?

28. Dont think this means anything, Im just a whore when it comes to hugging

29. Oh god I think I’m gonna be sick. That thd shot of absinthe was not a good idea

30. I find it very discomforting that you keep staring at me like I’m a glaced donut.

31. There’s no reason for your existence except for being my entertainment

32. I found my soul, it just fell out of my bra

33. No. Just no.

34. Your nose is too greasy

35. You might be angry now, but you’ll thank me later

36. I’d like white lilies at my funeral

37. You can’t please everyone, you’re not a jar of nutella

38. Oh just leave her there, we can always make a new one

39. Happy birthday to y- MY EYES! OH GOD MY EYES!

40. I’m gonna take a shower and then die

41. Well I’m not most people. Im a special snowflake

42. Am I allowed to enquire about the reason you’re laying down on top of me?

43. Oh great. Just great. First time I see you again after a decade and I look like I’ve just crawled out from underneath a dumbster

44. Person A: could you possibly keep it down? Person B: could you possibly suck my Dick?

45: person A: you look like you’ve been hit by a truck. Person B: well I should, I was hit by a truck

46. Are you… Oh god are you crying?

47. Please don’t sit on my face

48. Well sue me for being "uncool”. I just really like knitting

49. I find Infant charms rather exegarated. They’re so uninspiring until they can converse

50. And here we see a painting by- omg that’s my ex, please hide me!

51. There’s a mosquito infestation in my House, could I crash at your place?

52. So what if I am? Fuck social constructs

53. We were on a break!

54. Oh look! It’s time for me to be literaly anywhere else in the known universe

55. Oh don’t worry about that honey. We stopped being cool decades ago

56. Babe, you’re on fire!

57. Uhm… that’s not what most people would classify as skinnydipping

58. Where are maternety pads even for???

59. Would you like some tea with your milk or shall I make you a warm milk babybottle straigh away next time?

60. Are you trying to kill me?

61. And since when do you play the bagpipes?

62. An apron isn’t going to stop me from getting dirty

63. I’m not coming unless there’s wifi

64. We invented control alt delete for people like you

65. Lace pancakes beat lingery any day. I can’t eat garments, but I can eat Gourmet

66. Talk dirty to me. Or talk clean to me. Just talk to me please, I’m lonely

67. person A: What got up your ass? Person B: What do you mean I’m not even grumpy. Person A: My point

68. First rule of origami club, dont talk about origami club. The second is dont cut the Paper you dumbass

69. only so many things can happen before a person will break

70. I just really need a hug right now

71. Fuck what society thinks, I just really really like you

72. Really? You named our cat Schrödinger?

73. What!? But I can’t survive a whole week without my vibrator!

74. You know what would be weird? Having tastebuds on your teeth

75. It’s a pyjama party, not a sexy lingerie party

76. Fuck you

77. Why are you kneeling?

78. You mean, like a date?

79. You were not supposed to Tell her that!

80. It would be a pity to let these sauna coupons go to waste, don’t you think?

81. What the actual fuck are you doing in my kitchen?

82. I know I know, Im an asshole and should go die in a ditch. You’re hardly the first person to tell me that

83. Dude, why are you holding my hand?

84. Fuck this shit I’m out

85. Call me that one more time and i will put a giant pillow over your face and sit on it

86. I feel like you’re more of a parent to me than my real parents ever were

87. Shit I think I’m gonna cry

88. Last night was a shitshow man. If you’d been our pet we would have euthanised you and burried you in the back yard

89. You love me? Where the fuck did that statement come from?

90. Well we could always emigrate to sweden and start a llama farm

91. I hereby declare you spouses for life

93. We are gathered here today because someone couldn’t stay single

94. Will you be my person of honour?

95. I was hungry and on my period, what else was I supposed to do!?

96. Wow, you really are a human being. What a surprise

97. All you need in order to control people is cocaïne

98. Stop laughing it’s not funny! I lost my glasses Okay?

99. All our helpdesk employees are currently unavailable. Please stay on the line or call back later.

Ashley: Ugg Turians

Garrus: Ugg Humans

Wrex: Ugg Turians

Tali: Ugg Geth

Liara: Wow protheans!

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