allt är bra nu

’people you may know’ and it’s someone you prayed to never cross paths with in this lifetime again

guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

real yearners miss shit that never even happened

getting really into sighing and pouting lately

I will always take the cat's side. "she's drooling on me" you're so lucky "he always wants to be petted" then pet him "he's mad I won't let him on my desk" make room on your desk for him. I am your cat's defense lawyer and the cat is always innocent on the grounds of them being A Little Kitty Cat.

just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it