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I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

norwest Passage perfec t route for put ship in to s/ail! inside very short and safe ship sail quickly put ship in Northwest Passage. Put Ship In Northwest Passage. no problems ever in norrwes pasaage because good Short and Direct route for freighter weak of big heavy cargo. Anorwest Passage yes a place for a ship put ship in northwest passage can trust passage for giving good route to ship. friend passage

if it looks like a deers.... spooks like a deers........... and eats grass in the woods like a deers.................... thats a girl✅

when people defend the “Cis white guy is default” thing like “He’s meant to be an everyman we can all relate to and project on!” kindly remind them the largest ethnic group in the WORLD is Han Chinese and the highest gender percentage fluctuates so if you want an ACTUAL  “default” you want a 40 year old chinese person whose gender changes from year to year.  

#give us the middle-aged gender fluid Chinese protagonist that we can all relate to and project on (via @mr-and-mr-pavus)

sometimes I wish the rest of the world was as aware of Australian politics as we are of American politics just because the current state of politics in Australia is stupid and deserves to be mocked on a global scale

im bad to argue with because i have jesters blood if you misintepret me i'll just go along with it. when i was a teenager i was trying to explain the concept of the heterosexual default to someone and they were like "so you think everyone should become bisexual?" and i was like. what the hell sure. lets have legally enforced bisexuality. i'll die on a hill for the bit dont fuck with me.