pls euthanize me

I feel like Zayne is the kind of guy who just like, has certifications in things. Like you'd be talking one day and he'd casually drop that he's forklift certified or some shit

Boss makes a dime, I make a nickel, that's why at work I tickle my pickle

Qifrey is like if Gojo and Howl had a love child

I don't gaf what anyone says The Greatest Showman is and was a life changing musical

If Sylus was real It would happen within hours

Made In Japan is a good song for a variety of reasons but most importantly because it is the only song I know that manages to mix American country music with traditional Japanese folk music. Not only does the song combine them, it does so masterfully

Getting mad about vague posting is kinda crazy honestly what else do you do on tumblr.com

"It doesn't matter how many notes my post gets" I say as I pull out Big Tumblr's massive cock and suck until it cums sweet notes down my throat

As a white person, I cannot imagine how awful it must be to have to interact with white people as a non-white person

I've got screenshots I wanna start shit so bad

Low-key bored and I have good reason to start drama but alas I shall resist

Sometimes you realize people you know/thought you were friends with are lesser people than you thought and that really sucks

i have nothing good to say. piss. i don't know what you people like

Remember when The Character did The Thing in The Place? Real game changer that was

New idea: kink themed get togethers that are completely nonsexual