all the puns

They Cloned Tyrone has a lot of good twists but my personal favorite is in the first few minutes when they start talking about Spongebob and you realize that the movie does not in fact take place in the 1970s 

i like when you delete a tumblr post and it says This post went to heaven. that is not where my post went

none of you are talking abt whiskey which truthfully is such a damn shame. she was introduced and i thought she was just supposed to be the dumb blonde girlfriend - arm candy. but then she ran into helen and we immediately see how badly she wants to do more, but she feels trapped to go along with what duke does in order to build her future. shes also the only person to look at helen, who she believes is andi, and say thats shes sorry, that she was fucked over and didnt deserve what happened. dont look at me and say this character wasnt fucking fantastic

knives out movies really just went from a nurse who cannot lie to a teacher whose acting skills can fool so many people not even the jeremy renner hot sauce drop in her nose can hold her back from playing dead i just love the diversity in our female leads

it was so funny in glass onion when helen was literally just like "well what if miles just killed andi" and blanc was like naaaah he wouldn't do that. that'd be such a stupid thing to do. miles bron is not an idiot. and then the whole point of the movie was that he WAS an idiot and he DID just kill her. they put it right in front of us and a lot of people probably dismissed it (at least i did) cause we were expecting the murderer to be cunning like they usually are