crooked teeth homeliver

feel like pure shit i just wanna be silly with my friends at the grocery store again

Unrestrained summer fun

Imagine if you’re going to an Insane Clown Posse show expecting them to do their usual horrorcore rap rock and instead they come out to circus music in a tiny clown car and start throwing pies at each other and doing funny flipsy-flops and goofs and all of the juggalos are having an earnestly great time for the whole family and then they ask you on stage and you get tricked and squirted with water but in a funny, good-natured way which you handle well and then you get to take a bow and the whole audience applauds and you are laughing so hard it is the best night of your life

Scrolling through an unfunny long post thinking that there better be a mean comment at the bottom of this

If this was 2013 someone would make a 20 panel webcomic about these two getting to know each other’s views and falling in love. And people would reblog it like “this is the best post on tumblr” and beg for someone to turn it into an animated short and it would raise $50,000 before the gofundme gets mysteriously shut down.