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recently came across some plates and bowls that would be perfect for a children's hospital
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i posted this old as balls gifset ten years ago today
Happy anniversary old as balls gifset
@meme-conservation
We are pleased to note the continued survival of this meme to the point that it, too, is Old As Balls
shoutout to paris hilton for not abandoning her ‘micropig’
when it turned out that it was a normal piggy who grew up to be a big fat fatty piggu
Actually that’s pretty standard size for a micro pig. Pigs are ENORMOUS, dude. The average pig on a farm is 7 feet long and over 700 lbs. A normal pig would be much bigger than Hilton.
EDIT: This is a photo of the world’s smallest recognized breed of pig, the kune kune. I’m sorry cartoons lied to you all.
This is the pot bellied pig, another famous “small” breed.
This is your average adult pig.
Big ole’ pigs.
Reblogging because I feel so misinformed about pigs right now. My life is a lie.
Big chubby friends
rose said i was perfect

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예쁜 애머~~~
“Fuck” Sentence Starters
Angry
“What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”
“Fuck this.”
“Get the fuck out of here.”
“Who the fuck are you?”
“Fuck that!”
“I fucking hate him/her/them/you.”
“Fuck. FUCK. FUUUUCK!”
“Shut the fuck up.“
“Get your fucking act together.”
“Keep your shitty nose out of my fucking business.”
“Leave me alone, or I’ll fuck you up.”
“Get your fucking hands off of me!”
“Stay the fuck away from me.”
“Who stole my fucking shit?!”
“Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?”
“You wanna fucking go, punk?”
“Get the fuck over it.”
“Where the fuck have you been?”
“What the fuck do you want from me?”
Sad
“Fuck life.”
“No, I’m not fucking over it.”
“Why the fuck did he/she/they have to go and die?”
“What the fuck am I supposed to do now?”
“Why did things have to go so fucking wrong?”
“I’m gonna eat fifty fucking cartons of ice cream and then pass out and die like a warrior.”
“Try to fucking stop me from leaving my room. It’s not gonna happen.”
“The love of my life just decided that I was worth fucking nothing.”
“I fucking miss him/her/them.”
“Who the fuck cares?”
“All of this fucking shit was for nothing.”
“I fucked up my own life.”
“I can’t believe I did this fucking shit all over again.”
Insults
“Fuck you!”
“I fucked your mom last night.”
“You’re a fucking asshole.”
“You just think you’re fucking hilarious, don’t you?”
“Who the fuck died and made you king/queen/ruler?”
“Go to fucking hell, you piece of shit!”
“Go fuck yourself.”
“Motherfucker!”
“Wow, that’s fucking small.”
“Get the fuck over yourself.”
Sexy
“Fuck me.”
“I don’t ‘make love’, I fuck.”
“I’d fuck you all night long.”
“You look like a fucking dog in heat.”
“You look so fucking hot right now.”
“Fuck–faster~”
“FUCK, I’m gonna come!”
“I’ll fuck you right here, right now.”
“Babe, fuck–not here.”
“You’re one cocky motherfucker. Let’s go back to my place.”
“I want to bend you over and fuck you until you can’t walk.”
“I want you to fuck me until I can’t walk.”
“F-fuck–please–~”
“I’d let you fuck me any day.”
“You better use a fucking condom.”
“Tell me what you want me to fucking do to you.”
“Do you want me to fuck you while everyone’s watching?”
“Fuck, it’s big.”
“Let’s make a fucking baby.”
Situations
“Give me a break. I’m in the fucking hospital.”
“How are YOU mad at ME when I’m the one who’s in FUCKING JAIL?”
“Help me set this fucking thing on fire.”
“I’m gonna need a fucking lawyer.”
“This is all YOUR fault, you dumb fuck.”
“It’s not MY fault we’re in fucking handcuffs.”
“Fuck, I’m so wasted.”
“What the fuck did we do last night?”
“Where the fuck am I?”
“Fuck. SHIT. There goes my car.”
“Wait–fuck. Isn’t that my house?”
“Fuck it. Might as well have fun, if we’re going to get caught.”
“Why the fuck do you have gasoline?”
“Where the fuck did that baby come from?!”
“It’s not a party until someone almost fucking dies.”
“FUCK, you scared the shit out of me!”
JASPER DOESN’T SHARE FOOD
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Munday-questions "How do you rp" edition
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◊: Do you bing-reply or prefer reply-queueing? ●: Which time of the day, do you rp best? ☺: Do you prefer memes, or plots? ☻: Which genres do you find the easiest to play? (angst, fluff, smut, etc.) ☼: Which tropes do you find overused/boring? ♀: What is an AU, you really want to play with your muse? ♂: Is there any kind of music, you hear while writing? What kind of music? ♠: How many muses do you have? ♣: Can you play more than one muse, at the same time, or do you divide your rp-time between your muses? ♥: Are you selective, if yes, what makes you selctive? ♦: What can ‘kill’ your muse/ your inspiration? ♪: Name three things, that are absolutely mandatory for you, to be able to roleplay! ♫: Is there any kind of muse, you cannot play? ♯: Is there any kind of muse, you would like to play, but don’t dare? Why?
a moment of silence for all the threads you were super-excited about that never got past 3 replies

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Doing a survey. Reblog if you are a "Just Wing It" role player. No planning or plotting is needed. Nor permission to make a starter just for you.
If you just randomly tag me in a starter there is a 99.9% chance I will respond to it. So if you wanna do an rp with me just get it started!
Reblog if your rp partners (and followers) are great writers and you love each and every one of their portrayals!
Game Grumps — Inside {Sentence Starters}
{ contains swearing & triggers }
“Am I gonna die?”
“Shut up. Throw me!”
“I wish I could be like a bird.”
“Yeah, that broke my pelvis.”
“I’m surrounded by assholes.”
“All you people are fucked up.”
“Soft, delightful landing of dead pigs.”
“I wonder if I have, like, superpowers?”
“Oh, shit! Many dogs! MANY DOGS!”
“Oh, I love that you can trample people.”
“I look like the King of bullshit right now…”
“I’ll gladly take the sweet embrace of death.”
“FREEDOM! Horrible, horrible FREEDOM!”
“There’s nothing that can stop me but objects.”
“Ok, I’ll flip you guys the Bird from a distance.”
“I hope someone takes my words out of context.”
“You can never have too many delicious children.”
“The world is full of horrifying and adorable things.”
“I want to be over there with those fucking dead people.”
“I’m filled with a sense of wonder… and fucking mild terror.”
“You had the right idea, but the wrong execution… and idea.”
“We’re just a little kid running from dudes…and they’re bad.”
“Let’s get them into an elevator and start using them for shit.”
“Just gonna live out my life partying and occasionally eating chicks.”
NSFW Sentence Starters ( Smut )
( I’m late posting for sexual sunday… but enjoy! These are all for sexual/smut role plays, so if you’re uncomfortable with that, it might not be for you! )
“Hey… Can we try something new?”
“Ah- not there!”
“Is it going to hurt?”
“Wait! I… I’ve never done this before.”
“Just be still and relax…”
“Aw, you’re so cute when you blush like that.”
“Are you serious? Here? Now?”
“Try to keep quiet.. we wouldn’t want to get caught.”
“WOAH- is that going to fit?”
“Ouch- that hurts!”
“Do you like it? I put it on just for you.”
“The rose-petals are a little… much, don’t you think?”
“Are you sure you want to do it in the shower- we could slip!”
“Kiss me again… Please?”
“I like you this close to me… you’re warm.”
“Er, am I doing this right?”
“I’m not hurting you, am I?”
“You smell so nice…”
“You’re so intoxicating… I can’t help myself.”
“Fine, but… only if we go slow, okay?”
“Did you BITE me?!”
“I… don’t think that’s how it’s done.”
“How do we even use this thing?”
“This position is killing my back.”
“Meh… let’s just watch some Netflix instead.”
“… OH- Did I fall asleep? I’m SO sorry!”
“Forget the bed… let’s do it right here.”
“What if someone sees us?!”
“You… want to go all the way?”
“You make such adorable sounds.”
“Don’t cover your mouth… I like hearing you.”
“Does this feel good?”
“So… you into food-play?”
“Tell me if you want me to stop.”
“Wait, Wait- I’m not ready!”
“Please… don’t stop.”
“Your skin feels so soft.”
“I want my first time to be with you.”
“I don’t like the blindfold… I want to see you!”
“Untie me already- I want to touch you!”
“You taste so sweet…”
“We’ve only got three minutes… let’s do this fast.”
“W- …. Did you come already?”
“Oh my god, I’m so sorry- I didn’t mean to finish so early!”
“Ah, I feel so embarrassed…”
“S-Stop staring at me like that!”
“So are we going to do this already or what?”
“Stop teasing!”
“Hey… do you think we could switch positions this time?”
“Please. I need you. Now.”
“Wow… you’re easy to rile up.”
“I got a WHOOOOLE collection of toys- let’s try em!”
“Eh, I’m too lazy tonight… let me bottom.”
“HAH- You’re kinda small… it’s cute.”
“You’re bigger than I expected.”
Flower thingy for kisses (purpledonutmom)
send me a ✿ and i’ll generate a number.
The gem was invited by Amethyst to help her with her fear of the ocean. Once Jasper got use to the water, she began to follow the plump gem underwater, where the two began to kiss.
She smiled kissing back happily letting the other gem control their floating.
The gem purred softly against her lips, just pulling her in for a passionate kiss.
She hummed putting her arms around her neck pulling herself closer to the larger gem.
The gem wrapped her arms around her waist, just holding the plump gem close while they kissed.
She hummed happily pulling back after a while smiling at her.
Jasper glanced at her, licking her lips while she smirked.
Amethyst smiled more licking her lips once before winking and swimming away.

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Flower thingy for kisses (purpledonutmom)
send me a ✿ and i’ll generate a number.
The gem was invited by Amethyst to help her with her fear of the ocean. Once Jasper got use to the water, she began to follow the plump gem underwater, where the two began to kiss.
She smiled kissing back happily letting the other gem control their floating.
The gem purred softly against her lips, just pulling her in for a passionate kiss.
She hummed putting her arms around her neck pulling herself closer to the larger gem.
The gem wrapped her arms around her waist, just holding the plump gem close while they kissed.
She hummed happily pulling back after a while smiling at her.
Flower thingy for kisses (purpledonutmom)
send me a ✿ and i’ll generate a number.
The gem was invited by Amethyst to help her with her fear of the ocean. Once Jasper got use to the water, she began to follow the plump gem underwater, where the two began to kiss.
She smiled kissing back happily letting the other gem control their floating.
The gem purred softly against her lips, just pulling her in for a passionate kiss.
She hummed putting her arms around her neck pulling herself closer to the larger gem.