I Love My Weird Black Beautiful Self.

I know love, drown.

Exactly 🖤

The guys page is in a completely different language that I will never be able to read or understand. Found this online and not on his/her profile. But I’ll tag them anyway.

1. Do NOT send a picture of your fucking penis. Stop. That shit is weird.

2. Do NOT use pet names(boo, babe, baby, etc.)within the first 3 messages. We do not know you. Don’t be a creep.

3. Do NOT dive in the DM’s headfirst explaining all of the sexual things you would love to do with us. Yes, some of us have nice, thick thighs, but that doesn’t mean we want to make them earmuffs…for you.

4. DO your research before sliding into the DM’s. Most of our interests are all over our social media pages. This is FREE GAME. USE IT TO YOUR ADVANTAGE…just don’t go too far.

5. DO respect the fact that a woman is NOT entitled interacting with you just because you’re nice. If she is not interested, leave her the fuck alone. She wasn’t ugly or fat when you were trying to get with her so don’t flip the script if she says no. Take your fragile ego and get tf on.

With these 5 simple tips, you WILL NOT fail

Well…some of you MAY fail, but still. You have a GOOD chance of making it in.

And if you fail…just keep shooting.