*cis person voice* oh ur trans? that’s so cool. please let me know if i ever misgender you because i misgender trans people all the time and it makes me feel so bad omg. like i have this other trans friend that i’m allllways using the wrong pronouns for and it’s like why am i so stupid! i’m sorry i’m stupid really if i misgender you , you have permission to beat me up like kick my teeth in and punch me haha. i’m a good ally. anyway what’s between your legs?

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh...hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????