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Something I think about a little(a lot) is the fact that in some mythology iterations and media Polites is considered to be a giant. I think about how it would be cool, if in a perfect world, Epic the musical became an animated feature and Polites was portrayed to be a gentle giant. He would tower over all the other men, but would be the most compassionate, brotherly crewmate, greeting the world with open arms despite his menacing appearance(he’s a real life teddy bear).
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it's a shitty situation, but everyone has to deal with it. you either obsess about someone else's choices and let that eat you up, or you focus on your own goals and well being. its time to smash your expectations out of the park.
-note to self-
it's hard to own up to your mistakes, and sometimes you have to realize that even if you do apologize to someone, they're not entitled to forgive you. also, even if they do forgive you, it may take some time for that shitty feeling to start rolling off your back if you've been nursing it inside of you for a long time.
Pinky’s already dead
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Im sorry i cant stop lol thank you anon for this idea
Some of ya'll have never heard of closing a goddamn door, and facing things with a sense of poise and rationality and it shows.
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Journal Entry #1
That’s what this shit is, right? A blog site? Anyway I’m gonna start writing stuff to get a rational understanding of things in my head on paper. Or pixels. Whatever. You actually taking the time to read this is an undertaking in futility and I can’t be fuckered to care whether or not you actually do. So with plenty of further ado, here is my brain.
My life is in shambles. That’s mostly from neglect so I guess the only person I have to blame is myself. Regardless, shambles is a perfect description of the swirling vortex of chaos that I find myself in. I have no time management skills to speak of and even less personal hygeine. I’m so far removed from skin-care it might as well be called skin-abuse at this point. But despite my own inadequacies I’m gonna make an attempt to cultivate some sense of self-worth out of the travesty that I call my life.
Attempt #1 - Exercise. Been doing that shit. Got my resting heart rate down to about 50 BPM. That’s scary btw. My heart takes so long between beats that I think I’m dead every other second. But I’ve heard this is a good thing and I seem to be able to run 4+ miles on the reg now so whoopity fuckaloo I’m a runner, baby.
Attempt #2 - Diet. Fuck food. It’s too complicated. You are what you eat and I can’t stop shoveling dick inside me long enough to actually care. But at least I can log it. So I’m gonna do that. Go me.
Attempt #3 - Scheduling. Alright now fuck this shit right here. I can’t think 2 seconds ahead let alone a full day. How the squiggly tits am I supposed to think A WEEK ahead. Either way, I downloaded an app to help. Hate it already but I already hated scheduling so nothing’s really changed. The only thing I really need to focus on is taking time to do said shit. Could probably find some free time in between my heartbeats. Which is a long time now.
Attempt #4 - Lists should stop at 3. Listen, I’m gonna level with you… I wrote this line before I actually knew what I was gonna put here. I know the previously 3 attempts might make me seem like some overachieving douchebag (and you’re RIIIIIIIIIIGHT) but even I have limits. So let’s just all pretend I put something profound on this line and move on with our days.
Well that was painful. Also I slept like shit last night. Still reeling from time-traveling over the Pacific Ocean. Australia was fun but oof ow my jet lag. But that’s not why I slept like shit. I couldn’t sleep because Henry kept waking up to shoot liquid poopy out every 2 hours. He’s a good boy though and woke us up every time he needed to go outside. What a good boy. What a good poopy boy.
Much love. Stay woke. Poop well.
-Mark
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sometimes i just wanna be one of those renaissance girls from the paintings with all my friends and our titties are out and we’re in the water and its summer and if my friend kisses me, she kisses me you know? no big deal! we could have a wedding right here in this lake with our titties out girl, i love you
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cranes in the sky, solange
