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Not what it says.

Why wouldn’t you want to be a fairy bro... think about it... you get to wear tulip hats... dude...

if i go to your place and the vibes are wack i’m stealing something from your fucking house

Im never alone because I have fleas :)

idont have any talent. i like to look at grass and i dont have other hobbies. when people ask me how im doing i ignore the question 

Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so

Just carry a purse…

But I told him I was masc :(

:(

stand up queen ur clip-on wolf tail is getting dirty 😊👑🐺🐾💛

haters will see you crawling around their room and put you outside in a cup

Honestly Pokemon sleep might be the best way to get me to fix my sleeping patterns. Do I care that I’m completely ruining my schedule and morning attitude? No. Do I care that im disappointing Pikachu by not sleeping enough? Absolutely

“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

can ppl stop being like “my ovaries!!” whenevr they see a cute guy its not problematic or anything its just weird as fuck