good boy appreciator

9) Light pollution blocking out the stars

8) chipped a nail

7) saw a short video

6) hair is greasy

5) rock in bottom of shoe

4) roommate asks you to be quiet

3) hookup cancels last minute

2) fingers smell bad

What about pushing down your underwear and softly easing your cock into their mouth, letting them take their time with it, praising them for taking it so well every time they take it further down their throat?

What about letting them enjoy how nice and warm and full they feel when they reach the base of it, getting lightheaded and intoxicated by your smell, feeling it twich with arousal?

What about letting them get used to the feeling of it until they feel safe enough to start moving on their own accord and become a little cockdrunk slut for you, doing anything to feel you cum down their throat??

the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper.

me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day

the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment

In my house, dogs obey enthusiastically and correctly. You will learn all the standard commands, and do them perfectly.

Sit. Crate. Come. Sit. Fetch. Crate. Come. Down - Nope! A sit is not a down. You're thinking when you should be listening. We're going to start again, with a higher level on your e-collar.

“Yeah does that hurt? Oh you poor thing it’s okay.”

“No no I can’t stop. you feel too good I promise you can take it I promise”

“Aw your being so noisy does it feel good? No? I’m sorry puppy i really am. Just be a good boy for me it’ll feel good soon.”

“Shhh I’m not being that rough. Take deep breaths baby. I know I know it’s a lot.”

mhm! ---- showed me how to make it a couple of weeks ago. it's good, right?

...huh? oh, yeah, there's some alcohol, but it's soo little. it's basically juice!

it's alright, it's alr- hey! you don't need to be sorry, i promise, i promise, you haven't done anything wrong, it's alrightt. listen, i get it.. you're feeling overwhelmed, aren't you? poor dear... you're a bit of a lightweight, huh?

okay, up you go - you okay to walk if i'm bracing you? mhm. one step in front of another, ok? you're doing a good job. you're doing a good job.

here, we're at my nice, comfy bed. let's get you out of these clothes, they're kinda sweaty and gross... let's peel your shirt off, get these jeans down, isn't that better? just let yourself lie down, feel the cool sheets against your burning skin... isn't this comfy?

you don't need to be sorry, dear, it's alright. you're still woozy right now, don't blame yourself for anything. here, let me get into bed with you. i'll make sure you're safe the whole night, ok? you don't have to worry about anything right now. just let yourself sleep off the night...

you're very pretty..