Walking in the Wind

i can’t believe everyone is turning into a bald eagle tomorrow

fuck i just miss being admired by strangers in public

My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.

It reminds me of my Russian boss at the bakery. I didn’t wrap the bread correctly so she told me to “Snuggle like baby. Bread is your baby, Shelly. It’s sweet and gentle. Fragile, Italian.”

i used to be passive aggressive, but now i’m aggressively passive. don’t mess with me kiddo. i’ll be right here. i’ll fucking forgive you

sunflower, vol. 6 is the song u would play to dance with ur partner in the kitchen and goof around and kiss their nose and giggle together and that’s exactly what harry was thinking of when he wrote it

so harry really just went and released the best album of the decade two weeks before it ends huh?

the line might be fine but i am not

REPEAT AFTER ME : I am about to walk into the greatest year of my life✨