woof

i know sexual attraction to men = sickness/perversion but i watched drive last night and i wanna kiss him soo bad

i know sexual attraction to men = sickness/perversion but i watched drive last night and i wanna kiss him soo bad

yes bro all boys do this on boys night. now open your mouth

eye contact while i slowly push it in (my knife)

fuuuucck you guys I'm so done. I stumbled when bringing my knight's armour over as I prepped him for a tourney and when I dropped his platemail it was really loud and I was embarrassed and accidentally blurted out "oopsie daisy" before I bent down to pick everything up.... he was so quiet after that ughhhh it's so over. I'll be lucky if I keep my squire position but tbh he might just kill me when the tourney's over

HE WON...... every combatant had to be dragged off the pitch at the end of each match..... pray for me

false alarm it turns out he was just reeeeally horny. apparently he thought the oopsie daisy thing was endearing (though he did also call me a clumsy fool) and. well. I guess he melees really well when he's massively turned on. he told me all that while he had me pinned on the grass in our tourney tent to fuck me raw still covered in blood and sweat and half-dressed in his armour and using his banner to gag me cause I couldn't keep quiet and he couldn't wait. soooo a pretty big W for me actually