Puppy

laying on someone's lap while they JUST finger your mouth. like nothing else. you sometimes gag on them, sometimes just swirl your tongue around them but this simple thing as sucking on their fingers has gotten you so embarrassingly soaking wet and leaky

Sketchin my peenids for this transmasc zine I’m submitting to, do you think tumblr will let me post it?

7 thousand people have seen an artistic rendering of my benis

you actually get a +3 to jerking off if you pull your tshirt up over your tits

whats that story about this dude that really wanted to have sex with a clown and get a pie to the face while climaxing

I heard every time he bounced on it, it squeaked.

LOVE WINS 🥳🤡🥧

waow haha youre soo funny hahaaa absolutely hilarious can i edge you till you cry

Anyone who thinks asking for consent kills the mood has clearly never seen their partner hot and heavy and flustered stammering out the word “please”

Hot damn this one got a lot of notes I’m glad you all agree

dude im stuck in a timeloop and the only way to get out is if you let me bite your thigh so hard i leave teeth marks. just trust me dude

(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever

the thought of getting fucked out and marked up and then someone taking a polaroid of me dazed and covered in cum and hickeys is intoxicating

"oh you get wet/hard just from kissing?" yes tf? I'm in love with you