Pup Glitch

Arf arf

having parents that were really angry and petty and abusive when you were young is weird, because it makes part of you grow up to want to be kind, to generate good things, to be a source of peace and wellbeing for others; but it makes another part of you grow up to be quick, and sharp, and spiteful, and that’s always the part that shows itself first in a hard situation, so it’s a struggle between your hateful gut reactions and your wish to not add any more misery to the world. it’s a hard balance, and the people who really, really know me - i know they see that anger flash in my eyes before i quiet it, if i quiet it…i want to overcome years of conditioning, and with gentle, constant force, i know i’ll mellow it. it just takes time.

how is this a universal experience?

Unless it was sent to me, then you'd watch me drink each one until I basically accomplished the gallon challenge.

i can’t get over the fact that if you were to have more than two arms you’d need more than two pectoral muscles to accommodate them

He wasn't watching the road

This is a MASTERPIECE

I love are prime Minister he ain’t perfect but at least has a functional brain.

I’m the lady in pink trying so soo hard not to laugh (or maybe scream)