Effin' bad

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

may i make a suggestion

sorry I can’t hang out tonight. yeah I’m busy freaking out over things that might not even happen. yeah it’s gonna take a while

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

help I’m having ideas beyond my available budget

kind of love that the entire internet is under the impression that tumblr is dead. it’s like being part of a secret society

#but they still farm tumblr for content

its harder being smug when you live your life as poorly as i do. but i manage

Most annoying online emotion is "I have a funny personal anacdote to add to this but it doxxes like all of my personal information"

“whos the top and bottom in lawlight?” no one. they’re having sex in such unconventional and freakishly unheard of ways that there’s no feasible way it could ever be categorised into labels like that. what they do is beyond understanding. but also L tops

“This is what they took from you” and it’s a blonde family cooking barbecue in the suburbs? Brother you are racist and fascist over hot dogs? You know you can still do that. Also if you befriend other ethnicities, they will bring cool other food to the potluck. Stupid ass

I'm just saying you could have some fuckin chorizo and instead you're racist. Shut the fuck up and eat some spiced pork.

my top hobbies are shame and embarrassment but i also occasionally dabble in envy

ok computer show me men in pain