Lady Macbeth

A Karen joke where she’s actually called Karen :D 

But there is a bunny in that cage

… why is this man not in jail

if you’re a Youth and you’re reading this i just wanna discourage you from like….imitating the culture on this site too completely and building your whole worldview through the lens you’re finding here. just. be cautious be careful be critical

Have you seen this cuteness?

Broccoli is good you cowards

untapped infinite hog supply in the ocean

sometimes ill go “hey… hey” at my dog until she calms down and looks at me and then ill tell her “smoke weed every day” and she goes wild. idk what she thinks it means

*points a gun at my computer screen* don’t make me read the word “owo” again

uwu

i sleep nude because if someone ever breaks into my house they gotta fight me while im naked and i dare you to try and swing on a nigga when his dick is out

You are grade A guarenteed to get yourself hurt with this mindset? You think I’m afraid to grab a dick and yank it, bruh? You think I won’t get my hands dirty on your dick in order to end you? You got the wrong one, man—and your ass better hope I don’t have a knife.

didn’t think it could get any better, yet here we are

duolingo is great for self esteem. it tells me to click the translation of ‘woman’ below a picture of a woman and now i’m 7% fluent in spanish. merci.