moved to @punktoads

the best pairings are two equally moronic morosexuals who both think they’re the smart one in the relationship

some of you didnt see her today, struck to the bone in a moment of breathless delight, and you also dont know how the world may be changed in just one burst of light and it shows

tom stoppard claims ros+guild are dead is a “”””tragicomedy””” or whatever……but we ALL know it’s a romcom

Sir that’s my emotional support unrealistic romantic daydream

*walks into a psychology lecture wearing a tshirt with freud’s face on it that says “THIS GUY IS A FUCKING IDIOT” in sparkly bold type*

the best scene in r&gad is when rosencrantz calls guildenstern “my dear rosencrantz.” luckily this happens about seven times

merely liking things is a very half-assed way of enjoying something. being obsessed to the point of destruction is the only acceptable way to go.

it’s 2018 it’s illegal for ros&guil to not have gotten married by now

I FUCKIN FORGOT IT WAS 2019

rosencrantz and guildenstern ghostwrote this post

Where are his legs