We're All A Little Mad

Funky Town - Lipps Inc.

Bad Girls - M.I.A

Gonna Make You Sweat - C + C Music Factory 

Stronger - Kanye West

Do Ya Think I’m Sexy - N-Trance

Give Me All Your Luvin’ - Madonna (feat. M.I.A and Nicki Minaj)

Word Up! - Little Mix

Hey Mickey - Toni Basil 

Spice Up Your Life - Spice Girls

Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

Formation - Beyoncé

IF THIS DOESN’T SOUND EXACTLY LIKE LUKE HEMMINGS TALKING YOU THROUGH A BLOWJOB IDK WHAT DOES

They gave me a number to shoot for.  It was about twice than what I had been making at the time.

So I went online, did some research, found some figures backing up my claim, put it all together and went to my boss.

I got what I asked for.

If it hadn’t been for that person in accounting telling me I was way underpaid, I’d have never known.  I went from barely scraping by to being able to have a savings account and getting all my debts paid thanks to them.

White People Thanksgiving Dinner

Turkey Stuffing  Gravy Cranberry Sauce (w/ the cranberries in it) Sweet Potatoes  Mashed Potatoes Green Bean Casserole Rolls  Congealed Salad  Pumpkin Pie

Total Amount Of Attendants: 4-10 people (Not including dogs and cats that sit at the table)

Black People Thanksgiving Dinner

Smoked Turkey  Fried Turkey Fried Chicken Catfish Roast Beef Chitterlings Ham Honey Baked Ham Country Ham Ribs Dressing (w/ Turkey baked in it) Giblet Gray (w/ eggs and some mo in it) Jellied Cranberry Sauce Turnip Greens Collard Greens Mustard Greens Mixed Greens Boiled Okra Fried Okra  Cabbage  Green Beans Baked Mac n Cheese Black Eyed Peas Broccoli Rice Casserole  Sweet Potato Casserole Candied Yams Carrot Soufflé  Potato Salad Tuna Salad Tossed Salad Pasta Salad  Spaghetti Lasagna Shrimp  Crab Legs Fettuccine Alfredo Gumbo Deviled Eggs  Rotel Cheese Dip Corn Bread Hot Water Cornbread Rolls Butter Rolls Sweet Potato Pie All Of The Sold Out Patty Labelle Pies  Pecan Pie Egg Pie Chess Pie Chocolate Pie Peach Cobbler Punch Bowl Cake Banana Pudding Lemon Cake Pound Cake Red Velvet Cake Cheesecake German Chocolate Cake Caramel Cake Yellow Cake w/ Chocolate Frosting  Carrot Cake  Sock-It-To-Me Cake King’s Hawaiian Savory Butter Rolls Fry Bread Enchiladas Cous Cous Strudel Pho Popcorn shrimp Shrimp kabob Fried shrimp Pineapple shrimp Shrimp and grits Shrimp and gravy Birthday Cake Bean Pies Little Debbie’s Pot Pies Dirty Rice Ravioli Pig Feet Hog Maws Cotto Salami Jalapeño Poppers Cottage Cheese Old Halloween candy Egg Foo Yung Snipe Trout Vienna Sausage Potted meats Saltine crackers Sardines Ramen noodles Taco salad Salisbury steak Hot pockets Pickles Frito Pies Watermelon Hot Dog Casserole Pork Rinds Broccoli & Cheese Casserole  Spaghetti Spaghetti-Os Black Licorice Hamburger Helper Chocolate Covered Raisins Hot Cheetos Spinach & Artichoke Dip Guacamole Fondant Ranch Style Beans Lil Smokies Kool-Aid Cases of Knockoff Soda Seagram’s Gin Crown Royal  Bud Ice