The Pun Bandit

can you please put a little blanket or a tiny sweater on him

because he’s a little chili

@keranos-god-of-storm-crows

People with glass violins shouldn’t throw rock concerts

Fuck the idea that you can’t engage in sex acts with abstract concepts.

this is a pun but I was 100% ready to accept this post at face value

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Wow, spring is just around the corner!

Wow, spring is just around the corner!

I guess that’s why they have so many plates.

Supposedly there’s a bipartisan push in the senate to legalize marijuana for arthritic therapy. In other words, there’s joint support for joint support for joint support.

God dammit…

miss you, @punbandit

crying over here

because it isn’t safe to run with caesars

The snake is your hopes and dreams and the bird is life

jesus, that’s bleak

On bleak

goddamn it

upon further reflection, i’d’ve been equally as pissed if you had said “on beak”