self deprecation and dogs

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

“available with premium subscription” “will be removed on the 31st” “available free with ads” “rent 4.99 buy 20.00″ “not available in your country” “not available on this device” what if every streaming service fucking killed itself and films ran around their fields free and organic in their natural state

crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.

going ghost on all social media except for tumblr is the move

some of you need to re-learn the word "selfish" and stop calling everyone a fucking narcissist

the internet seems like a distant dream

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

chatgpt didn’t invent the emdash and they can’t fucking have it. it’s mine.

recession indicator: scam texts are job offers instead of claiming you won money or something

fool me once that’s not very nice why would you do that to me