Sh*tPostingToTheMax

For a split second my dumbass thought the Fukushima nuclear accident had fried the rice

I love tumblr because I scrolled all the way down expecting an explanation and got none.

valentines day is not about romance or “love” it never will be. its about HEART SHAPED THINGS and THE COLORS RED AND PINK.

a gnome would make this post

i NEED cock from a guy who is cringe

A polycule too advanced for human minds

every year I remember the dark power swelling within Monica at the front desk

What do they call fleshlights in the UK

This website is my own personal quiplash

I'm high-maintenance but in the way that a weird pet rodent is high-maintenance. You don't have to take me places or buy me expensive gifts you can really just keep me inside and leave me alone in my little square container forever that's fine. However if it's slightly too hot or slightly too cold or smells a little weird or you give me the wrong food or move me somewhere wrong or interrupt my routine or rearrange my little furniture my brain WILL explode from stress and I will die.