未来を存分に喰らい尽くして

let’s all be grown women together❤️

let’s all get old and have wrinkles and sun damage and facial hair ❤️

LET’S EAT FOOD AND GET GRAY HAIR😍

I wish they made it even marginally possible to get a job like I’m so fucking sorry I don’t have a rare but also highly demanded skillset, an agreeable disposition, and the ability to survive off of three nickels a week I’m soooo sorry

the thing is like men and men really cant be friends because the sex part does always get in the way like thats true. and i mean that like im actually dead serious about that

like have you ever seen two straight men attempt to be friends with each other but the gay sex they arent having is literally preventing them from the transformative healing power of friendship. this is real

i dont even mean this in a "they want to fuck each other" way (although many of them do and will never know it) i mean that like the fact that gay sex is even hypothetically possible between them makes it loom over their friendship like it genuinely haunts them that they could be having it. gay sex is the elephant in the room every time they attempt to be emotionally vulnerable with one another, every time they let a hug linger too long. they cannot address its existence and so there is always something in their way, preventing true connection. and that something is the gay sex. that they are not having. the elephant of gay sex

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

Its almost offensive when you see someone spreading Israeli propaganda for free like brother you know they're literally giving out soooooooooo much money to spread that shit and youre publicly declaring yourself as irredeemable and not worth talking with for zero us dollars?

when people say "if he wanted to he would" they're specifically referring to hannibal cutting off his own hand rather than harming clarice

Saul Goodman is so clearly an example of the writing experience where you make a side character on a whim and then become unreasonably attached to them, to the point that you cannot rest until they’re either the main character or they have their own story where they’re the main character