bad religion

look i don't believe in degrading others, but if you don't let your dog lay in bed with you, your mum's a thot

if you've got multiple accounts on here (and by that i mean separate) there's an app called parallel space that allows you 'duplicate' apps within it and login to them so you can just swap between, instead of dealing with the drag of logging in and out constantly

@alderaanianwinemum you practically live with me anyway so really what’s there to be upset about?

i feel like an absolute pillock cos the hangover/migraine i had a few days back turned out to be a raging ear infection but i’ve almost made a full recovery so fortunately you lot won’t have to learn to live without me

@beelov-d yes please i’ll compensate you for your trouble in the form of banana bread

i’ve had a headache for going on twelve hours now so if anyone would like to slide me some home remedies or just take me out entirely, i’d appreciate it