HARLEQUINNADE

you can't! you'll die! why are you doing this? why?

it can't be done. you're asking us to die.

i have lived most of my life surrounded by enemies. i will be grateful to die among my friends.

you are an honorable man.

i will fight beside you.

well that's just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that.

i just wanted to tell you how grateful I am that you've accepted me despite my blunders.

it is good to once again be among friends.

i can barely see.

where did you learn to do that?

i'll have to agree with the walking thesaurus on that one.

nothing goes over my head.

i have a plan.

you've got a plan? first of all, you're copying me from when i said i had a plan.

i don't think you even have a plan.

we've already established that you destroying the ship i'm on is not saving me!

when did we establish that?

i wasn't listening then.

i just saved [name]!

you don't get an opinion.

that's a fake laugh.

it's barely a concept.

you're taking their side?

what the hell does that have to do with anything?

i am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.

no one's blowing up morons.

you just wanna suck the joy out of everything.

when i look around, you know what i see? losers.

i am not gonna stand by and watch as billions of lives are being wiped out.

leave it to me.

look at him. he's useless.

on that wall back there is a black panel. blinky yellow light. you see it?

how are we supposed to do that?

you must be joking.

i really heard they find you attractive.

we gotta move quickly.

for the record, i advised them against trusting you.

prove me wrong.

i am not some starry-eyed waif here to succumb to your pelvic sorcery.

i'm a warrior. an assassin. i don't dance.

we have a legend about people like you. it's called footloose. and in it, a great hero named kevin bacon teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that dancing is the greatest thing there is.

we're just like kevin bacon.

you've heard of this. you've seen this, right? you know what this is.

you're an imbecile.

what did the galaxy ever do for you?

why would you want to save it?

what should we do next? something good? something bad? bit of both?

we'll follow your lead, [name].

take my hand.

you said it yourself, bitch.

do you believe him?

your ship is filthy.

if i had a blacklight, this would look like a jackson pollock painting.

who calls him that?

i don't know how this machine works.

what are you doing?

dance-off. me and you.

quit smiling, you idiot. you're supposed to be professional.

i like your knife. i'm keeping it.

that was my favorite knife.

i live for the simple things.

he has no respect.

you're drunk.

this is exactly why none of you have any friends.

you've always been weak.

no one talks to my friends like that.

i only ask that you take this matter seriously.

you should have learned.

i don't learn. one of my issues.

what a bunch of a-holes.

you should try to be more nice to people.

diana   had   learned   from   years   of   batman’s   rogue   lectures,    that   it   was   almost   best   to   let   the   harlequin   ramble.    she’ll   get   around   to   the   point   whenever   she   pleases,       the   dark   knight   always   seemed   to   snarky   towards   the   bubbly.       but   this   exchange   didn’t   seem   to   wipe   the   smirk   from   beloved   princess’   face,       perhaps   fabled   hero   was   wrong———this   could   be   interesting.    “    shall   i   remind   you,    dove,    you’re   still   considered   a   bad   egg?    ——————hypocrisy   does   not   serve   you   well   in   this   life   &   the   next…    unless,    of   course,    you   turned   over   a   new   leaf   after   your   newest   trip   from   asylum.    “     heavily   make—up   ridden   &   crinkled   paper   taken   from   clown’s   palm   for   examination.    surprisingly,    it   wasn’t   a   ploy.    there   was   good   intel   here….     maybe   too   good   to   be   true.       that   would   not   be   voiced.       calming   brown   orbs   move   down   find   manic   blues,    “    you   know   if   we   do   this——————you   cannot   collect   this   reward,    but…       i   will   not   let   the   authorities   take   your   freedom   away   from   you,    again.    “    protection   was   a   fairer   price   as   any,    especially   from   someone   of   the   amazon’s   caliber.    paper   properly   folded   &   handed   back   to   designated   sidekick,        “       do   we   have   deal?    “

independent private & selective rp blog for harley quinn of dc comics. written by billy / seth / joe. based on vibes mostly.