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independent private & selective rp blog for harley quinn of dc comics. written by billy / seth / joe. based on vibes mostly. read rules before interacting. affiliated with @drunivers.
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GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY (2014) PROMPTS * assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary.
you can't! you'll die! why are you doing this? why?
it can't be done. you're asking us to die.
i have lived most of my life surrounded by enemies. i will be grateful to die among my friends.
you are an honorable man.
i will fight beside you.
well that's just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that.
i just wanted to tell you how grateful I am that you've accepted me despite my blunders.
it is good to once again be among friends.
i can barely see.
where did you learn to do that?
i'll have to agree with the walking thesaurus on that one.
nothing goes over my head.
i have a plan.
you've got a plan? first of all, you're copying me from when i said i had a plan.
i don't think you even have a plan.
we've already established that you destroying the ship i'm on is not saving me!
when did we establish that?
i wasn't listening then.
i just saved [name]!
you don't get an opinion.
that's a fake laugh.
it's barely a concept.
you're taking their side?
what the hell does that have to do with anything?
i am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.
no one's blowing up morons.
you just wanna suck the joy out of everything.
when i look around, you know what i see? losers.
i am not gonna stand by and watch as billions of lives are being wiped out.
leave it to me.
look at him. he's useless.
on that wall back there is a black panel. blinky yellow light. you see it?
how are we supposed to do that?
you must be joking.
i really heard they find you attractive.
we gotta move quickly.
for the record, i advised them against trusting you.
prove me wrong.
i am not some starry-eyed waif here to succumb to your pelvic sorcery.
i'm a warrior. an assassin. i don't dance.
we have a legend about people like you. it's called footloose. and in it, a great hero named kevin bacon teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that dancing is the greatest thing there is.
we're just like kevin bacon.
you've heard of this. you've seen this, right? you know what this is.
you're an imbecile.
what did the galaxy ever do for you?
why would you want to save it?
what should we do next? something good? something bad? bit of both?
we'll follow your lead, [name].
take my hand.
you said it yourself, bitch.
do you believe him?
your ship is filthy.
if i had a blacklight, this would look like a jackson pollock painting.
who calls him that?
i don't know how this machine works.
what are you doing?
dance-off. me and you.
quit smiling, you idiot. you're supposed to be professional.
i like your knife. i'm keeping it.
that was my favorite knife.
i live for the simple things.
he has no respect.
you're drunk.
this is exactly why none of you have any friends.
you've always been weak.
no one talks to my friends like that.
i only ask that you take this matter seriously.
you should have learned.
i don't learn. one of my issues.
what a bunch of a-holes.
you should try to be more nice to people.
hold on a second. you're being serious right now?
i've been hanging out at my multi @polarnoid btw
diana had learned from years of batman’s rogue lectures, that it was almost best to let the harlequin ramble. she’ll get around to the point whenever she pleases, the dark knight always seemed to snarky towards the bubbly. but this exchange didn’t seem to wipe the smirk from beloved princess’ face, perhaps fabled hero was wrong———this could be interesting. “ shall i remind you, dove, you’re still considered a bad egg? ——————hypocrisy does not serve you well in this life & the next… unless, of course, you turned over a new leaf after your newest trip from asylum. “ heavily make—up ridden & crinkled paper taken from clown’s palm for examination. surprisingly, it wasn’t a ploy. there was good intel here…. maybe too good to be true. that would not be voiced. calming brown orbs move down find manic blues, “ you know if we do this——————you cannot collect this reward, but… i will not let the authorities take your freedom away from you, again. “ protection was a fairer price as any, especially from someone of the amazon’s caliber. paper properly folded & handed back to designated sidekick, “ do we have deal? “
"i consider myself more of a...cooked egg, and i've turnin' many leaves, since my last trip to the asylum." what types of leaves and how little that has changed her own skewed moral compass, she does not care to mention. harley knows who she's loyal to, and while this is half of it, working with wonder woman! it's the dream! it's not like she's going to give up such a chance. she has her smiling, that's a win. "oh, that's like music t'my ears! ya' sure know how t'make a lady happy." no cops or bats on her ass while the lady in red white and blue was around. she could squeal out of joy. and she does. (what she doesn't point out is that in her head she is already trying to figure out how to claim the money still once everything is dealt and sorted with). with her paper back in her hand, she hides it away between her boobs, hand held out before she shakes the amazon's hand. "y'got a deal, wonder woman." her voice is sweet, endeared almost. "-now that we got that nice an' covered! we can get our hands dirty, tell me what's our first move? you speak 'n i follow." it is likely that harley will do what she pleases and potentially ignore anything said to her, but there is an off chance that she follows along, for now. harley extends her hand out to her, in a ladies first motion. it's all coming up harley quinn!
ok what if this is a plotting call with the promise of a starter after we plot

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back from my two day party turned into three
hi who wants to plot
hi so small reminder that this blog as well as the rest of my blogs are heavily reliant on plotting 💕 so like this and I’ll reach out to you…maybe also we can exchange discords so I don’t end up forgetting our DMs here
i won’t be around this weekend !! I got a 2 day party 💕 I’ll be on discord
hi so small reminder that this blog as well as the rest of my blogs are heavily reliant on plotting 💕 so like this and I’ll reach out to you…maybe also we can exchange discords so I don’t end up forgetting our DMs here

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independent private & selective rp blog for harley quinn of dc comics. written by billy / seth / joe. based on vibes mostly.
i am NOT joking , i don't wanna (fraggin') do this .
"come on bigboy! you don't know that sayin' about trying anythin' once?" yeah sure this was a set up. and an unwilling patient is no good half of the time. yet, harley remained persistent. "-therapy does wonders for everyone! hell, i betcha' it'll make ya' more efficient at that intergalactic killin' that ya' do." she sure does know how to spend a friday night entertained. "besides i doubt that talkin' 'bout your feelings is gonna kill ya', so there's no hurt in tryin', right? let's see...where to even start with ya'...tell me about your childhood, huh? i bet that was a real doozy." she has a notepad and everything.
what's in it for you?
harley is all but smiles. her eyes have gone all starry! she has to look up, and for once she isn't necessarily doing anything bad. (she's been relatively well behaved recently.) "well now that ya' asked, doll." she clears her throat, trusts @truthqueen (out of anyone on planet earth) would understand. "-there's this guy, among the bad eggs yer' trynna' catch. he's got like a crazy bounty on that head of his. and little ol' me would just loooove to get my hands on it." she pulls out the paper where she printed out the relevant information. and she holds it out for her to take. the smile not wiping from her face. "-i know that a girl like ya', well, wowzers! there's nothin' ya' can't do, but i'm an excellent sidekick, just ask anyone ya' know!" maybe not batman. but, who knows maybe he's given her glowing reviews.
the crux of the harley joker dynamic to me is...harley being constricted by societal standards, having to hide her brash impulsive nature to suceed and still being put down. and the joker just asking her aren't you tired of being nice? don't you want to go apeshit? and harley smiling at that because fucking finally someone gets it !

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a list of what i am using as guidance for my portrayal. these are sorta my own sauce mix with established canon material. subject to change.
reeves!verse.
for the this verse im keeping harley as a psychiatrist, she's recently moved to gotham to enter an open position in arkham. any points on my about previous to meeting the joker still apply. she was severely affected by the flooding, given how she just moved her. working at arkham isn't her dream job, but she believes she will do good there. good enough not to leave after the whole city's fucked over.