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dont be fade. dont be scade.

motherfucker ultimate

If they hate then let them hate and watch the money pile up

IM SAVAGE

PENIS

SIZE

AVERAGE

[ID: Photo of a small dog sitting on a chair in front of a laptop with their paws on the table. They have glasses on and side-eyeing the viewer in a, "Come on now" sort of expression. /End ID]

HINT: you can move my white ass using the arrow keys.

wait wtf is cream soda

cause when we're creaming and popping...

we’re cropping?

we're peaming

there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach

BREAKING NEWS: I GOIG TO FUCKING GET YOU

Readies my attack animation

Holds it

Parries, too early

Recovers

Parries, too early again

Hey, hey! It's alright. This attack timing is really difficult. I'll count it down so you can get the timing perfect, okay? 3, 2, 1...

Parries

i hate when people are like “i really understand what it’s like to be Prey… to look up into the jaws of a predator and know it’s my purpose to be Consumed…” like bitch no, prey runs away, you’re some other shit

i know what its like to be Burger 🍔....

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