Got Pug?

*old southern cowboy drawl* listen, pardner. this bed IS big enough for the both of us so come cuddle already

can you put that thing on a leash?

every video game dev is no longer allowed to touch any deserts nor anything in them to any capacity you have all FAILED the test

"what about the deserts in america? can we borrow the wild west aesthetic?" I need you to ask yourself where the term "wild west" came from and what exactly needed to be "tamed" about it. I need you to think about it really really hard

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

you could never make me hate magitech/scifantasy settings. fantasy and scifi are two beuatiful women to me and they are kissing with tongue.

Too pretentious to jerk off Tried to engage in my sexual fantasy but the narrative was to unrealistic and the dialogue was out of characterAnd trite

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi