Janka Truth Serum Shennanigans
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"So you aren't 100% sure about this mix."
"I mean, not completely. You know I gotta test this shit." Jabber defended. While that was true it wasn't how Zanka imagined spending his day off. He was over the raider's house, watching him get creative with a new plant. While watching an amateur chemist work like a mad scientist was not how he wanted to spend their alone time, he had to admit it was fun. Jabber had the most adorable look on his face. Jabber was at his desk, a mess of jars and vials. Most of his room was. Plants and bugs in cases everywhere. Bookshelves full of labeled samples he kept for later use. His favorites were in the middle shelf, easy to reach. Zanka stayed on his bed, leaning against the wall. He had a bag of chips, waiting patiently for Jabber to be done. "Uuuh... this might be diluted enough."
"How do you know just a pin prick isn't enough to kill you?"
"I'm about to see."
"I'm dating an idiot."
Zanka's grumbling just made Jabber laugh. With a sinister glow in his eyes, Mankira manifested. He dipped a blade in the tiny jar, a light gray sheen overtaking it. That grin on his face was manic but his boyfriend just smiled softly. Jabber shook off his nerves and then pierced his arm. He left the blade in for two seconds at most before retracting Mankira. "You alright?"
"Light burn," Jabber noted. He stared at the small puncture wound, blood bubbling out of the wound. "...Hmm... Bleedin' normally."
"Sometimes I forget how methodical you are." Zanka shrugged, continuing to eat. "Fatigue?"
"I don't think so... I feel fine. Damn, I had high hopes for that leaf because of how colorful it was. This shit is weak."
"Maybe you diluted it too much."
"Yeah, let me try out the raw sample." Jabber brought Mankira back, piercing the less tempered selection. "Tch, I fucking hate the color green."
"...Where the hell did that come from?" Zanka asked suddenly. Jabber was too busy watching the new color take to his claws. He cocked his head to the side like a confused dog.
"...What?"
"Hating the color green. Where did that come from?"
"I said that out loud?" Jabber eyed his boyfriend suspiciously. Jabber stuck two blades in his arm this time but not for as long. When he pulled back he watched the wound just as close. "...Still normal bleedin'... still that burn. It's even weaker honestly. Fuck, like those weak ass bites you give me."
"...Wait, what?" When Zanka questioned it Jabber seemed to realize he said something he shouldn't have. "I thought you liked when I bit you? You bite me all the damn time!"
"Yeah I uh.. I do babe," Jabber spoke slow, like he had to think of every word carefully. "..Uh... you could bite harder though. You know I can take it. Shit, I fell off a building yesterday."
"You fell off a building?!" Jabber seemed disturbed. Zanka and Jabber came to a similar conclusion at roughly the same time. It wasn't hard, they were both critical thinkers. "...Jabber?"
"Hm?" The raider didn't even open his mouth, biting his lip even. Zanka rolled up his chip bag.
"... When I stayed over last week... did you give me a hickey while I was asleep?"
"Yeah- but I don't get why you even care!"
"I knew it." Zanka scoffed. That answer was eye opening though. The way Jabber answered so quickly interested him. "...What's the last thing you ate?"
"Pizza?"
"Favorite animal-"
"I like frogs-"
"What do you hate about me?"
"That you hate yourself, it pisses me off." Jabber absolutely meant that but didn't mean to say it. He gestured to Zanka as if he was going to say something but kept his lips pursed. He took a second to collect himself and then his teasing tone returned. "...Zan Zan, you're taking advantage of me. That's not very nice."
"Am I a good kisser?"
"Well, I think so-"
"You think?"
"What? Did you want me to say you're the worst? Believe it or not Zan Zan I actually think a lot of good things about you," That was comforting to hear and did make Zanka turn a light pink. "Oh you're cute when you blush~"
"Shut up-"
"Fuuuuck... you're so pretty Zan Zan- I tried REALLY hard to NOT say that." Jabber's confession made Zanka snicker. The raider, meanwhile, was pissed. He had to speak slow to keep himself from just blurting out what he was thinking but apparently even that wasn't a guarantee. "Ugh, this sucks... but I'm saving it, this shit is great."
"It's definitely interesting. I used to think you had no filter."
"Shit, me too. I guess I keep more in my head than I thought."
"...Do you remember my birthday?"
"Hell no... Babe, come on, that's not cool." Jabber's defense just made the cleaner laugh. He fell back on Jabber's bed, staring up at the ceiling and trying to think of something else to ask. "Cut it out."
"Do you dream about me?"
"All the time-"
"...Were you high when we went out yesterday."
"Yeah, but I sobered up while we were out."
"...Would you ever join that cleaners?"
"I thought about it-" Jabber bit his tongue violently on that one. He turned back to his desk, breathing heavy through his nose. Zanka smiled, relaxing in the bed. "...You done taking advantage of me?"
"I'm thinking of more questions." Zanka closed his eyes, putting more thought into this. He could ask anything. Jabber would answer with the first thing he thought which would most likely be the truth. Suddenly Zanka yelped, flinching as Jabber sunk two blades into his leg. He pulled Mankira back, Zanka's blood glistening on the tip before he put her away. Zanka was gob smacked and then glared at his boyfriend. "You asshole!"
"Zan Zan~" Jabber teased, joining Zanka on the bed. "...Are you cheating on me?"
"Never, You're the only one I want," Zanka would have said that anyway. It was true and he wasn't ashamed of it but he recognized the tactic. The lull into a false sense of security. "Jabber, stop-"
"So, when I asked you out last week did you really have a mission?"
"No, I was sick and wanted to be left alone-" That came out too easy for Zanka's liking. Oh, the tables have turned. Jabber grinned. "Knock it off-"
"What do you like about me, Zan Zan?"
"Your smile drives me nuts-"
"Awww, You're so sweet," Jabber started. "...So... You like it rough?"
"You know I like it rough, you dumb fuck-"
"Yeah, but hearing you say it when you can't help it is so fun."
"You're a menace. Why do I love you?" No. No No No No. Zanka covered his mouth, eyes widening. Jabber felt his breathe leave him. They just looked at each other.
"...You love me too?"
"...What-"
"I... fucking hate this plant." Jabber admitted, making Zanka chuckle. "...Uh... obviously I didn't wanna tell you like this."
"...did you... have something planned?"
"Nah. I figured I'd just blurt it out during sex-"
"Always the romantic aren't you?" Zanka had to agree: He hated this plant. "Ugh, I can't believe I admitted I loved you."
"You aren't the only one who just said it, Zan Zan... fuuuuck this." Jabber sighed, throwing himself back on the bed. Zanka laid next to him. "...So you... don't plan on leavin' me?"
"N-No! You thought I planned on leaving you?"
"I think about it a lot..." Jabber admitted, softer than his earlier confessions. "I just keep thinkin' you'll go for someone in the cleaners... someone you don't gotta jump through hoops to see sometimes-"
"You've been inside me, shut up." Zanka immediately covered his mouth and Jabber laughed so hard he sat back up. He doubled over, unable to stop his giggling. Zanka, thoroughly embarrassed, covered his face. "Why? Why did I say that?"
"Ugh, I changed my mind, this plant is great."
"How long will this be going on for?"
"Don't know. Let's hope it wears off before you go to work tomorrow. Wouldn't want Enjin to ask where you've been and your knee jerk reaction is that you were fucking a raider all night."
"If I do that, I'd kill myself."
"...Do You know my birthday?"
"Fuck no." Zanka admitted, "Do you even know your own birthday?"
"January 11th." Jabber answered quickly. "I'm pretty sure yours is February but I gotta be honest, I forgot the day-"
"You can't help but be honest, dipshit... It's the 3rd, by the way."
"...I expect a blowjob on my birthday, I don't know about you-"
"I can't tell if you meant to say that or not because everything you say is so fucking ridiculous sometimes."
"...Actually, I don't know either," Jabber thought about it for a second. That gave Zanka hope. Good, this might be wearing off. "...Uh.. Zanka, tell me something you've never told anyone-"
"Sometimes I wish Enjin would adopt me." Zanka's deep red face was not helped by Jabbers smirk. "Ugh, leave me alone. What about you shit head? Something you've never told anyone?"
"I believe in ghosts."
"...Are you serious?"
"Yeah. I mean, it's not that serious. I've said way worse stuff already so admitting I think ghosts are real is pretty low on the bar for me."
"I get what you mean... What time is it?"
"10, maybe 11."
"Let's get some sleep... maybe It'll be fine in the morning.... and Don't bite me in my sleep anymore-"
"I'm going to do it anyway."
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I'm working on a third part to this so I thought I'd repost the first part here to Tumblr for people who don't like to go to AO3 for my nonsense. This is chapter 36 of Janka Junk Drawer. Since we're on chapter 80 yeah I wrote it a bit ago.
















