Pudi Writes.

Hot queer spaces tip: never trust any spot that has fewer than 2 fat and hairy people present!! You have no idea what other problems the space has if they can’t even meet the bear minimum

You know how theres like ‘Big Pharma’ does mean theres like 'Small Pharma’ somewhere? Some tiny drug making cottage industry somewhere like Papa Joes Homemade Morphine or Ma'n’Pa’s Old Fashioned Prozac or someit?

So someone just pointed out to me what I was actually describing there and as I understand it that practice is somewhat frowned upon by some authorities

you're too logged on man your consumption of internet porn has severed your psychospiritual connection with the beauty of the natural land. i spent 10 months in sensory deprivation exclusively cranking it to the gentle soundscape of a babbling brook and now when i hear the tap on a soda machine go off i bust so hard the gas station clerk has to call the police

ive been busy making some extremely mediocre moves

keep cutting holes in myself but no one seems to want to fuck me through it

buddy

If your goal is to normalize gender-nonconformity you’re gonna have to accept that some people will fuck with gender as hard as they can while still being unequivocally, 100% cis and that is okay. There’s no egg to crack or callout to write. This is a good thing actually.

can't believe that pompeii by bastille is over ten years old now. but I guess if you close your eyes it does almost feels like nothing changed at all

i was like half crying when gemma showed up to save hardwon (ep. 45) and she was all angelic, she hugged hardwon and then emily softly whispered “is hardwon.. is hardwon hard?” or something similar and jake was like “yeah I’m rock hard” and it was such a pure moment before this interaction and I can’t with these people they are going kill me one day

*shakes the gas pump after filling up my car like it's my cock after i take a piss*