the birb

when your group makes a joke about something happening to the party

boring & disrespectful: “oh, i can’t survive without my morning coffee”, “energy drink makes it so that i can get through my boring work”, and so on

me, approaching my local barista with trepidation and awe: potion seller. I am going into battle and I require your strongest potion.

Someone, jokingly: Haha I kinda ship our OCs

Friend: “So I’ve decided to get a gold fish! I have a bowl for it and everything”

but FYI, you should link EdenReborn’s Etsy shop, because her crochet pet goldfish are adorable.

And if you’re afraid of the power Trump already wields, hear this: if we don’t show up in the midterms, the Republicans could get a supermajority in the Senate. That means no ability to filibuster. No recourse. No way to stop them.

Register to vote. Check that you’re registered even if you think you are, even if you (like me) have voted in every election since you were old enough to do so. And then do it.

Re: luciferissatan’s comment – 100% correct – even more correct is that midterms’ low voter turnout? Is because Dems skip the midterms. More Republicans go to the polls for midterm elections, historically, than Democrats.

Net Neutrality is Dead and You Can Expect Your Internet to Change on April 23rd

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things that will always be attractive