andy (she/her)

need to know: andy. she/her. 24. reader, writer, middle child, scorpio. fan of hockey. caps & canucks. scorned lover of cole caufield. minors, do not interact with my content.

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MASTERLIST || MINIS

**what you need to know about how i'm operating on tumblr nowadays**

My favorite reality shows and how good I'd be at them on a scale of 1-10:

Love Island (USA): I love the idea of going on this show but I know in my heart I'd be terrible at it BECAUSE I just don't careeeee like y'all nothing is that serious on day 1 AND!! I don't want to make out with everyone WITH TONGUE on live television! Or talk about my sexual preferences! Even thinking about this account and how much I've revealed about myself over the past few years makes me tweak out sometimes! Why I'd be good at it: I would do anything. ANYTHING. To be in that environment and study everyone's behavior on a psychological level. And I would want to include myself in that too!! I bet I would go crazy and lash out and seem like a psycho on tv!! But it's the isolationnnnn and lack of a regular schedule and constantly being in the sun that would kill me. Also I'm strange and off putting I would not make a good connection unless someone equally strange and off putting matched my freak. Solid 4/10.

Survivor: I think I'd be better at OLD survivor than new survivor, but I'd totally kill new survivor. Again: unless I rub someone the wrong way and get voted off right away. Which is likely. But the mental aspects? I'm there. The competitive drive? I've got it. The ability to manipulate people and work the group "politically" (for lack of a better word)? IM IN. The physical challenges? I need to train for a few years before I'd even feel comfortable APPLYING, but once I've gotten my strength, balance, and stamina up... I'm winning the whole damn thing. And, ideally, someone on my tribe will look like 2002 Colby Armstrong and I'll have my Boston Rob/Amber Brkich moment😛 8/10

My fav book of all time is The Book Thief by Markus Zusak and my favorite book I've read in the last year is The God of the Woods by Liz Moore (historical fiction or books set in a specific timeframe are Very Important to me)

I've fallen off of my contemporary romance grind because I find that microtropes and whatnot can get so tired. I saw an ad for a book on Instagram today and it was like "she's mute because her abusive dad cut her vocal cords out and he's the brawny jock who cries all night when he finds out the truth" and my response was "...oh" (this book would be a very interesting commentary on abuse if it wasn't a CONTEMPORARY ROMANCE but points for creativity?)

I've been very into classics (just finished 1984 by Orwell) and nonfiction lately (currently reading the scariest book ever Eve by Cat Bohannon) and my next fiction read is going to be Sweetbitter Song by Rosie Hewlett!

Trevor posted and then deleted the story. He tagged Quinn in it (right corner down)

Nah i agree. He‘d treat (and eat) me right in every aspect 🤌🏻🤌🏻