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@public-enemy-no-1
My friends told me to make a Tumblr account so here I am!
Proud Bisexual Trans man! 😊
Old motherfucker (46 y/o)
Vocalist + Rhythm Guitarist of Megadeth
Unfortunately, I’m in the middle of an active war zone, so I may not post much
No, Megadeth is NOT touring right now. We don’t have a way to leave the country, you buffoons
CW: war and death
Run by @k-mart-hair-42 as Hook in Mouth bonus material
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Alright, I’m just going to bite the bullet here, how did you lose your arm? I’m sorry if I’m overstepping here
- @public-enemy-no-1
Thank you bro 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Also like I’m kinda writing him as he’s more comfortable to talk about. Idk if that makes sense.
The short, sanitized version (that I gave the pebbles) is just that a monster bit it off.
The long version (which really isn’t much longer) is that a monster tried eating me from the back and then bit my arm to prevent me from escaping.
OH MY FUCK
It’s not that bad. I’ve heard of worse.
Must’ve been horrible. The worst I’ve ever felt was probably encountering a land mine.
Yeah, it was…terrifying.
Was it you or one of your friends who stepped on the landmine?
Some dude threw a rock at it and I happened to be just in the blast radius. I flew about 20 feet into a tree. Hurt like a motherfucker!
Why would they throw a rock at it? That’s so stupid
I don’t know, maybe to see if it works? I don’t know, man.
Alright, I’m just going to bite the bullet here, how did you lose your arm? I’m sorry if I’m overstepping here
- @public-enemy-no-1
Thank you bro 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Also like I’m kinda writing him as he’s more comfortable to talk about. Idk if that makes sense.
The short, sanitized version (that I gave the pebbles) is just that a monster bit it off.
The long version (which really isn’t much longer) is that a monster tried eating me from the back and then bit my arm to prevent me from escaping.
OH MY FUCK
It’s not that bad. I’ve heard of worse.
Must’ve been horrible. The worst I’ve ever felt was probably encountering a land mine.
Yeah, it was…terrifying.
Was it you or one of your friends who stepped on the landmine?
Some dude threw a rock at it and I happened to be just in the blast radius. I flew about 20 feet into a tree. Hurt like a motherfucker!
Alright, I’m just going to bite the bullet here, how did you lose your arm? I’m sorry if I’m overstepping here
- @public-enemy-no-1
Thank you bro 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Also like I’m kinda writing him as he’s more comfortable to talk about. Idk if that makes sense.
The short, sanitized version (that I gave the pebbles) is just that a monster bit it off.
The long version (which really isn’t much longer) is that a monster tried eating me from the back and then bit my arm to prevent me from escaping.
OH MY FUCK
It’s not that bad. I’ve heard of worse.
Must’ve been horrible. The worst I’ve ever felt was probably encountering a land mine.
Alright, I’m just going to bite the bullet here, how did you lose your arm? I’m sorry if I’m overstepping here
- @public-enemy-no-1
Thank you bro 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Also like I’m kinda writing him as he’s more comfortable to talk about. Idk if that makes sense.
The short, sanitized version (that I gave the pebbles) is just that a monster bit it off.
The long version (which really isn’t much longer) is that a monster tried eating me from the back and then bit my arm to prevent me from escaping.
OH MY FUCK
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What do YOU think of the other Daves
I love them! ❤️😺
The younger one is very bright, and he reminds me a lot of myself. (Well, he is me, anyways.) I feel bad because I know he struggles a lot, but I’m trying to help him the best I can. He’s a good kid. Also, I don’t think he likes Cliff much.
The one with the scars all over him is honestly an enigma. I want to know more about him, but I’m afraid that if I ask I’d be overstepping. I think his mutations are awesome as fuck, too. I wish he weren’t so insecure about himself, he’s really a cool guy.
Where is my Phone
- @public-enemy-no-1
Where did you send this from?
I'm sorry...
No itsj ouk k
Where is my Phone
- @public-enemy-no-1
Where did you send this from?
Hi again! 😊🌸🌺
- @public-enemy-no-1
Oh, it’s you again
…what happened to your arm?
What do you mean?
Fuck, maybe I need glasses. It looked like your arm was gone.
*dont say anything Dave do not say anything about his arm*
Oh… yeah… my arm’s fine! 🤗
Oh, good.
Why are you looking at my arm?
No reason! No reason at all! 😅
You’re curious about it, aren’t you?
Yeah. I’ve never met an amputee before.
Me neither.
When I, er, lived on Lucretia Station, we never really learned about them and if anyone was one, they were quickly cast out of the “group” as a weak link.
It’s weird sometimes, because I can still feel the arm. Sometimes I still feel the teeth that ripped it off in my arm too, but then I remember it’s nowhere near me.
YOUR ARM GOT BITTEN OFF?!
that sounded rude Dave you dumb fucking bimbo
Hi again! 😊🌸🌺
- @public-enemy-no-1
Oh, it’s you again
…what happened to your arm?
What do you mean?
Fuck, maybe I need glasses. It looked like your arm was gone.
*dont say anything Dave do not say anything about his arm*
Oh… yeah… my arm’s fine! 🤗
Oh, good.
Why are you looking at my arm?
No reason! No reason at all! 😅
You’re curious about it, aren’t you?
Yeah. I’ve never met an amputee before.
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Hi again! 😊🌸🌺
- @public-enemy-no-1
Oh, it’s you again
…what happened to your arm?
What do you mean?
Fuck, maybe I need glasses. It looked like your arm was gone.
*dont say anything Dave do not say anything about his arm*
Oh… yeah… my arm’s fine! 🤗
Oh, good.
Why are you looking at my arm?
No reason! No reason at all! 😅
Hi again! 😊🌸🌺
- @public-enemy-no-1
Oh, it’s you again
…what happened to your arm?
What do you mean?
Fuck, maybe I need glasses. It looked like your arm was gone.
*dont say anything Dave do not say anything about his arm*
Oh… yeah… my arm’s fine! 🤗
Hi again! 😊🌸🌺
- @public-enemy-no-1
Oh, it’s you again
…what happened to your arm?
What do you mean?
Good evening, small Dave! What do you want for dinner? 😋🌸
@public-enemy-no-1
Uh, I don't know. Spaghetti?
Spaghetti sounds good!
I'm gonna give you a hug
Yay! I like hugs! 🤗🌸
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So. How do I hide an empty bullet shell, a bullet hole, and a gunshot.
Quick the dude that basically adopted me is already on his way.
Small me! I’m home— WHAT THE FUCK oh my god the entity is going to be so mad oh my god
....what entity. You didn't tell me there was a fucking ENTITY.
It’s okay… he’s harmless, I just really hate disappointing him.😞
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.
We have to find the plaster. And you’re fixing that wall.
You scared me. I just saw a little white fox judge my room. I mean, I think I heard it speak but... might've been me.
OH SHIT HE’S HERE! Did you fix the wall?!
NO?????? I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO HIDE IT WITH???????
I THOUGHT YOU FOUND THE PLASTER?!
I'm scared what's going to happen to me...
There’s little Dave again! I’m sorry for startling you, little one.
We’re really sorry about the hole in the wall.
I wish I had a stable adult figure.
I’ve always wanted children. I am adopting you now! 😊🪷💞💞💞💖
Oh. Okay.
Do you know your way around a firearm? 🤠
What. No, not yet.
Oh goodie! Then I get to teach you! 😊😺😁
I might become a danger.
Oh! Uh… what do you mean by that? 😅
I'd kill my bitchass mom.
Oh… What did your mom do? 😰😅
The long and short of it is she tried to "pray the gay away," I think it was. When that didn't work and I moved out she isolated me.
Okay, so first thing you’re gonna want to do is make sure the safety’s on—
What does the safety do, and how do I turn it off.
So, the safety is supposed to prevent the gun from shooting, it should stay on until you’re absolutely ready to fire.
On this specific gun, you turn it off by sliding this thingy until you don’t see the green dot any more.
So... what happens if I pull the trigger.
The gun goes off, and you lose gun privileges for the foreseeable future. 😃
Okay but what if I see my mom.
Why don’t we try to avoid a murder charge? 😅
Isn't your world dead or some shit.
Oh. Yeah… well, not other countries, just the US (and the Middle East, apparently.)
You’re lucky that your world is still habitable. In my world, all of humanity has decreased to the settlements on the moon, Dystopia Station, and the occasional tiny stations.
Oh, I’m so sorry! Is there anything I can do to help?
Unless you have magical powers that can somehow reverse time, I don’t think so. I’m safe here on Erid, though.
Well, that’s good to hear! Take care of yourself. 😊🤗💞🌺🌸
You too
Besides, I think I prefer life here than on Mars and Lucretia Station. It’s…quiet here. And there are no monsters trying to kill me—that’s how I got this large scar on my back.
Oof. Looks painful. 😣 I’m glad to hear that you’re doing well, though!💞 I got shot earlier in the war, so I know the feeling! 😅
I like living with The Entity in the woods. It’s very nice and quiet, and I can hear myself think for once without my friend Junior bitching about my smoking habits, LOL. The Entity gives me pot, so I’m happy. 🌺🍃
Wait- Junior? Who is Junior?
He’s my band mate! We’ve been really close since about 25 years ago, so basically over half of my miserable life. Love the guy and miss him a lot. 😞I haven’t seen him since the Battle of Seattle, but I got a radio transmission from him not too long ago!
I think “Junior” is in my universe, but…we’re not friends.
He tried to kill me
Oh… mine is too pussy for that. So am I, but he’s just more of a pussy than I am in general, actually. 😊💕
Oh, you’re lucky. He basically ate my back and arm.
OH MY GOD. Are you sure you’re okay?! 😰
Yes. I forget that my back even hurts until I sit down. Obviously the missing arm is something that can’t be overlooked, but I’m used to it now.
If it makes you feel any better, my back hurts and my arm goes numb sometimes. And I’m perimenopausal. 😅
Mm. I’m either in menopause or post menopausal. Mood swings and hot flashes are a bitch.
Aint that the truth! 😅 It’s even funner when your friends are on your ass about it LOL.
“Is it your time of the month Dave? Is that why you’re so pissy? Can you punch me in the face?”
Why, yes I can, LARS. 🤬🤬🤬
Who is Lars
An ass hole.
