if i reply to u more than 5 times a day ur special

bae: I love you me: I love…….that concept

how isn’t hiding in the bathroom a good coping mechanism

If you don’t understand why people don’t like the big bang theory, once in an episode the cast was at a comic store browsing and a woman walked in, and one of the leads said “Is she lost?” and that was the joke.

once in hot topic someone walked up to me and literally just said “nya!” and i haven’t been the same since that incident

Holy shit apparently kid in my class straight up nutted his pants when he kissed his girlfriend for the first time like damn bro….

if you dont cream your pants when you kiss your gf then im sorry you dont love her

in the back of the club arms folded cause i don’t agree with the music selection

btw im really over cis/straight girls (cishet ppl in general) going to pride because it’s this fun party and they can post about it on all their social medias and look SO ‘woke’ but in their real lives they don’t wanna share a locker room with a lesbian or trans girl and get fucking rude when they go to gay bars and a girl hits on them or a trans girl walks into the bathroom while their taking a selfie. i honestly don’t care if going to pride is some sort of feel good thing to boost your ego, please leave us alone because pride is NOT for straight cis people !