Just Me

I wish depression were an emergency. I wish someone could take one look at how sick I am and go “oh my god, we need to get you to a hospital!” and then when we get there I get rushed into surgery and the surgeons say “it’s a good thing you brought her here when you did, this is a seriously advanced case” and then they put me under and spend the next ten hours pulling metres of long, sticky black strands of gunk out of my body, throwing it immediately into an incinerator so that it can’t infect anyone else. And then they could stitch me back up and I could rest a few days, and when I leave the hospital everyone can see how much better I am and they congratulate me saying “well done, you’ve been so brave, I’m so glad you’re ok. I love you.”

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

You know as an American born in the late 90s I’ve watched my country blow up foreigners on tv supposedly in the interest of national security since I was a toddler but quite frankly we live on a natural fortress of a continent with friendly nations to our north and south and have been attacked on our own soil literally two times in the past hundred years and we have military bases on every inhabited continent on earth. It’s never made sense to do these things for “national security”. It never will make sense unless you value the shareholders of weapons companies over the lives of children. And apparently a concerning amount of people do.

In the song "Boulevard of Broken Dreams," Billie Joe Armstrong sings that he "walk[s]" alone and that he is "the only one." However, the music video clearly shows him walking with Mike Dirnt and Tre Cool. Which is it, Billie Joe Armstrong? Why must you lie, Billie Joe Armstrong?

That does make sense, and in retrospect I get it now. However. Being that it would mean my post is no longer funny, I must unfortunately banish you to The Slightly Weird Zone. au revoir

I already live in Portland, you can't banish me here.

"Just because I'm right, doesn't mean I'm being helpful" is a vastly underrated thought process that I strongly encourage others to get comfortable with

yes we are all very impressed with the depth of your research. Your 27 citations in two sentences, however, goes past ‘impressive’ and becomes ‘your historical article looks like the goddamn warrior cats wiki page for firestar’

the only way out is through but fuuuuuuuuuck fuuuuucckkkk cant i like scooch past or something