Colorless Thinking

That means you’re a selkie love

Mermaids, sirens, and selkies only reblog. Land lubbers GTFO

oh, you live in a house, huh? like a filthy homestuck? *shoves you* huh??

*shoves you back* are you pitch flirting with me?

worth it

I’m high rn and I just experienced pure joy

they both look like werewolves except the top guy is from a video game where he constantly wrestles with his beast self and his human self and it’s a metaphor for the rage inside us all and he probably accidentally kills his girlfriend and the bottom guy is on a sitcom where he doesn’t keep track of the phases of the moon and his kids are always embarrassed when he turns into a werewolf at the movie theatre and eats all the popcorn

*teleports behind you but I’m facing the wrong way*

I have exactly 11 questions

i dont, mind your business

ok why is this cat giving me strong jeff goldblum vibes 

“in this essay i will explore” memes piss me off because it implies y’all still using first person pronouns when writing academically. childish ass

In this essay, this writer will explore the implications of pretending that one’s own personal view is not part of one’s essay, and the inaccessibility of academia related to established custom of artificial detachment.

In this essay, I will demonstrate that the blanket ban on first-person pronouns in high-school and some university English classes is poorly understood and hastily adopted as a result. I will further illustrate that it is a mere substitute for explaining to inexperienced writers that excessive use of phrases like “I think” or “I believe” is unnecessary and rhetorically weakens academic writing, and that opinions expressed in an essay are already assumed to be those of the author. Finally, I will address strategies for effectively conveying that information to students, who often find it difficult to grasp.