Leaf Hater (affectionate)

this is just a referee-led circle jerk of the US team like wtf

stress eating grapes and bailey’s rn boys i need you to lock in

i’m dry heaving rn wtfff?? after that shitty interference call on mack they had to call the awful hit on sid but i’m not surprised, unfortunately.

is tsn freezing for anyone else, or…?

“they were the better team!” I scream, as I’m dragged down into the MLB’s dungeon.

it’s not over. my dad almost died exactly 4 years ago in 2021. he literally went into cardiac arrest and survived. the jays have to change the narrative. they’re going to win, and my dad is here to see it.

gonna be real with you guys. im shitting my pants rn. and im also full of tequila and im so nervous. giminez is gonna get on and then George is gonna hit a homerun. I don’t make the rules.

scherzer deserves his flowers for that performance. mad max, thank you for your service🫡

lmaoooo georgie hit him back I’m dyinngggggg

VLADDYYYYYYYYYYY

they cannot keep giving ohtani more time here. every single other player is a 2-way player. ohtani does not get more time. idc, this is pissing me off so badly. if the mlb could force the umpires to lick ohtani’s shoes before every inning they would.

goddamnit.

currently thanking the baseball gods I don’t have class on tuesdays. except I am so fucking tired pls blue jays do something. anything. i am not picky how you decide to do it, but get one of you mfs across the plate.