“i read the book you recommended” is a love language.

A report just came out from a Palestinian hostage saying he was strapped with bombs and sent into a Hamas tunnel, with Israel prepared to blow the tunnel up with his body if fighters were found inside and yet people are still making the “Hamas uses human shields” arguments that have been confirmed to be a myth with no supporting evidence

Every zionist accusation is a confession.

The Palestinian, who wished to be identified only by his first name and was released two days ago, said he was one of the dozens of men seen in photographs and video bound and stripped to their underwear by Israeli troops. One soldier, he recalled, told him he wanted to send him to his God, before taking him to a Hamas tunnel. “He made me wear a belt filled with explosives, and placed a GoPro camera on my head along with a rope around my waist,” Hakim told MEE. According to the Palestinian, he was then pushed into the tunnel and ordered to explore it to see if there were any fighters inside. “They were prepared to explode the tunnel using my body if the camera on my head showed any fighters inside,” he said. “I was 100 percent sure I was going to be killed at that moment, but then they pulled me out of the tunnel when they found nothing inside.” According to Hakim, a 15-year-old boy was subjected to the same treatment. The boy, who had been detained with Hakim, survived and was released three days later, he said.

You’re telling me a LOBSTER squeezed this lime?

Gin and clawnic

This is your bartender everywhere in Maine

like a centaur to an apple

How do yall keep on finding pictures of THIS specific pool party

Universities love to make their websites completely unusable and impossible to find things on it's their favourite activity

it's important to be able to start a petty dispute with the people you love at any moment. my wife is from an italian family and all I have to say is "there are too many pasta shapes" and we're off to the races baby

do you ever think about how in the 90s and 00s, collecting luxury shoes was seen as not only a Woman Thing but like, the height of Feminine Foolishness? at least in mainstream white american culture, it was a focus of misogyny that women buy a lot of nice shoes and men don't, and men are smarter and more practical for it. anyway now luxury sneakers are a major part of popular masculinity, Fake Jordans is a meme, shoes are for men now. that happened in my lifetime. like it's one thing to read about how the makers of gender are fluid and cultural, it's another to experience it myself.

i think this illustrates just how much ideas of gender are shaped by the forces of consumerism

"download the app to continue!" what if I kill you

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat seafood and I eat it.

we are so fucking back baby

That’s not what Matt said

That’s not what Matt said