whoa

fuckers acting like selfies are “unhealthy” and “self-absorbed” when old ass generations sat and got their selfies painted for hours by talented artists

ANCIENT EGYPTIANS MADE SOLID GOLD STATUES OF THEMSELVES. ANCIENT GREEKS/ROMANS MADE MARBLE FUCKING STATUES OF THEMSELVES. TAKE A DAMN SELFIE

i want a lewey vatton wallet

You don’t deserve that fancy ass wallet of you can’t spell the designer!

whatever i still have my koko shanelle shades cant even see u

a concept: me, in bed with many blankets, the windows are frosted but i am toasty, my homework complete and i fully understand the material

u ever get so hype the only thing u hear is gasolina by daddy yankee

I was born at 11:58 PM and my parents have a rule that you can’t open gifts until it’s actually the time of your birth, and they have another rule that you can only open gifts on the day of your birth, so every year I only had two minutes to open gifts.  some years they just gave me one thing and wrapped it really well