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hey everyone, this is my principal Ronnie Helm, who has been living with diabetes since 1991 and had gone onto dialysis in 2012. he’s currently number three on the hospital waiting list for a kidney transplant, but the overall cost of his surgeries and medicine will be around  $25,000, and his insurance won’t be able to cover all of it.

Mr Helm is one of the nicest people I’ve ever met, and he is the last person on earth that deserves to suffer like this. Whenever I see him he always has a smile on his face, and has been an impromptu counselor for many peers at my school.

PLEASE, even if you have a dollar to spare please donate to his youcaring!!

Mexico is dealing with the aftermath of two earthquakes.

But yet, Kylie Jenner’s pregnancy is getting more attention.

Nils Sjoberg gravestone - The pseudonym she used when ghostwriting TIWYCF with Calvin Harris

Bathtub full of gems - Referencing what Taylor said about her persona in Blank Space music video (“like she jets sets around the world, collecting men and she can get any of them but she’s so clingy that they leave and then she cries in her marble bathtub surrounded by pearls’”)

Single dollar in bathtub - Sexual assault lawsuit trial against David Mueller where she countersued for $1 and won 

Throne of snakes - Kimye/Famous phone call incident, aka “Taylor Swift is #Exposed as a snake” 

Et tu brute? - Reference to Shakespeare when Julius Caesar was betrayed and stabbed in the back by someone he thought a friend (Katy Perry & stealing dancers incident?)

Car crash scene - (“Driving a Maserati down on a dead end street”) 2014 Grammy’s when she was made fun of for thinking she won Album of the Year (aka Red should’ve deserved a Grammy)

Car crash outfit/look - Resemblance to Katy Perry; reference to her feud with Katy (plus, a possible dig at her having 0 grammy’s while taylor has 10)

Robbing a bank called “Stream Co” - Taylor’s battle with Spotify/streaming services, for which she was called “money hungry” and “greedy”

Army of mannequins scene - Criticism of her group of famous friends aka “girl squad” being a cult of all skinny, pretty white girls/models

I <3 TS Shirts of Male Dancers - Referencing Tom Hiddleston wearing a I <3 TS shirt; referencing the media mockery of her relationship with Tom Hiddleston

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Her Surprise Face (“stop making that surprised face, it’s so annoying” “you can’t possibly be that surprised all the time” ) - Reference to people making fun of her for looking so surprised/shocked at award shows

“What’s with that bitch?” “DON’T CALL ME THAT” - Reference to Kanye’s “Famous”; how she was never told that he would refer to her as “bitch” in the song

“Oh, stop acting like you’re so nice, you are so fake” - Reference to criticism of Taylor being “fake” and not the friendly/nice/sweet girl she “poses” as

“Oh there she goes, playing the victim, again” - Reference to common criticism of Taylor always “playing the victim” 

“Getting receipts, gonna edit this later” - Reference to Kim K’s (clearly edited) recording of phone conversation between Taylor and Kanye