Toki No Hime

hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

World of Darkness OCs are particularly funny because you guys will just be posting about them out of context like "damn Nathan got fired from Walmart again" and the Nathan in question is a 3000 year old vampire from a city that no longer exists

the humble tank top has done so much for homosexual women

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

didn't realize this post got any notes because you know what i'm also not checking? my activity feed.

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive

if i was a celebrity i would try out all my popular rpf pairings irl to see if you freaks are onto anything

When maids and concubines do murders in historical dramas I don’t think that’s a crime. They should be allowed to do that