Dunder Mifflin | Sabre

he is aiming for an ass kicking.

neverendingpuzzlemurders said: I DO NOT KNOW. BuT I’M ASSuMING THAT IT MEANS THAT YOu TREAT HIM BADLY. HE WILL COME BACK IF YOu AGREE TO TREAT HIM LIKE A PERSON. ---- please retUrn to yoUr job, i can personally handle this. where is he right now?

neverendingpuzzlemurders said: NO. HE FEELS LIKE *YOu* DO NOT TREAT HIM WELL. ---- i. what does he mean? ...why is he not speaking to me aboUt this?

neverendingpuzzlemurders said: CAELIB WANTS TO COME BACK. BuT HE WANTS YOu TO TREAT HIM BETTER. ---- does he *really*? does he not feel the company treated him well? i went oUt of my way all the time to make certain his branch woUld not end in everyone being let go. yes, we need him. bUt he is being an idiot.

i am going to kill him.

i am finding this mildly irritating.

neverendingpuzzlemurders said: HE LEFT. COuLDN’T HANDLE IT. ---- ..... Until fUrther notice yoU may be acting manager, let 0phi do her seminar when she arrives. i need to sort this oUt, what a headache...

neverendingpuzzlemurders said: GIVE ME HIS POSITION. ---- Umbrage is sUpposed to be overseeing the branch, where is he?

if someone doesn't get caelib back there are going to be deep conseqUences! we don't have the sort of time to find a replacement, Ugh... i can't believe this.

who let this happen?? Umbrage??

what the fUck. WHAT THE FUCK.

lethalapparition said: I’M ON IT. ------ thank yoU. i know yoU can handle sitUations. now if yoU will excUse me, i have a meeting to attend.