[ID: DNI PEOPLE WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND COLOUR ACCESSIBILITY. Seriously, I am tired of seeing these DNI graphics or carrds that I literally cannot read because for some reason you people don't understand the basics of colour theory and seem to think that your aesthetic matters more than visually impaired people being able to read the shit you LITERALLY DEMAND PEOPLE READ.]
"about me" under the cut
Gabriel, Kalista, Aqua, Ghost or whatever names you inevitably decide to bestow upon me
I'm 22 and (half)British which means your American drinking & smoking laws do not apply to me
My Lesbian ass is NOT surviving the war
Pronouns are Any/It
I have a gender in the same way Kraft Singlesβ’οΈ have cheese in them. It's only there on a technicality.
I am dyslexic and autistic + some other things I don't feel like disclosing. The exact things don't matter, what matters is they impact my reading ability and even vision sometimes, so please be mindful of this when interacting with me!
Not really "in" any fandoms but right now Ultrakill & Toontown Corporate Clash are my main things, however other interests include:
Clowns
Cool bugs
Robots
Abandoned buildings
Bugbo (especially Gradient Joe)
Tf2
Your father
Before you interact!
Don't use any of my art without permission (unless it's commissioned by you or gift art for you, or of your oc or you or something)
Don't roleplay with my OCs (happened before)
Feel free to talk to me about your OCs
Feel free to message me privately for serious conversations but I don't like DMs much
Don't ask what happened to Kraft, I fucking killed him
List of posts I made that I think you should read:
Low Empathy Post (check reblogs for any additions)
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Recently after a string of endless bullshit that kinda sucked and was bumming out super evil penis style, I have begun indulging people doing annoying but harmless behaviours around me by simply engaging them as if I enjoy it, and I have found I am somewhat happier for it. So. Like. There is your proof that being nice to people who aren't doing anything to cause any harm actually makes you feel nice. Even if they're annoying people.
Everyone says shit like "I need to get meaner" but perhaps we all need to get nicer. Maybe that is a more fulfilling path.
But when I say the βwholesome and funnyβ YouTube short I have been handed of students surprise showing their teachers 10+ year old photos of themselves and most them were emo/goth in some way and every single one now has medium brown beach waves and is wearing head to toe beige and immediately screams and hides the photo like itβs the most embarrassing thing in the world is a hallmark of a deeply insidious tendency to associate socially acceptable WASPy aesthetics with maturity and responsibility and perpetuates the idea that everyone grows up, βgets rightβ and becomes the most digestible unobtrusive heterosexual Iβm βtaking it too seriouslyβ
βItβs not that seriousβ oh but it issssss because every day we perpetuate the idea that non-conformity of any kind to the white straight middle class standard is inherently immature and gets βleft behindβ when someone becomes a socially acceptable adult
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Holly's not a cog, she's something else possessing a nonfunctional cog. Part of her side of the beef with Prester is that she thinks he knows because he does devious magic stuff (he doesn't know, he can't tell at all he just hates her cause he hates her!). This is very much something she doesn't want getting out.
This does get a little dark from here in out so the meat and bones of the post is all under the cut (it does heavily focus on toon buck theory so...)
Buck used to be a toon but he's from the mainland, NOT toontown. Buck doesn't know he used to be a toon, he doesn't remember anything before he became a cog (or something close to one, anyway). Brian also used to be a toon, but he remembers everything.
Brian was the successful experiment and Buck was the failure, when they eventually meet back up again at C.O.G.S Brian tries to use the routine maintenance as an excuse to get in and fix Buck so he can be a little more normal and hopefully remember his life from before, but he fucks it up and makes everything worse.
He is obsessed with fixing Buck to an unhealthy degree now, Buck has become more of a project than a person to Brian at this point, this is why they're not allowed to be near each other anymore. Brian's obsession WILL eventually kill Buck if left unchecked, and even for Craig that's too much.
Buck DOES have eyes behind the slot machine, you can see them faintly whenever the screen turns off. (I hc the slot machine is a digital display)
but for stylistic reasons I only ever draw one βοΈ
The slot machine feels so much like part of him that any feeling of having eyes is attributed to that
There are many parts of Buck that are still organic, he still has the bones in his arms and legs despite them mostly being metal now. This is what gives them their toony stretchiness. They tried to make it work without the organic component, they really did. It just wouldn't.
I want to clarify here Buck and Brian were NOT experimented on under C.O.G.S, this is PRE-EMPLOYMENT and happened on the mainland!!!
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Dave is an eldritch entity living as a cog because it's funny, he's neither toon nor suit, he's just messing around for the love of the game. This is why there's always music following him, how he comes out of the ground like in that cereal comic, why there's no history of him existing outside of cogs besides his friendship with Buck
Truthfully the cog bit wasn't supposed to last this long, but he Knows what Buck is, that's part of why they became friends in the beginning. Dave sticks around because he feels bad that Buck didn't get a choice, he doesn't want to leave him Alone.
He knows Holly isn't a cog. He can see what she really is, he just doesn't care because she's not hurting anyone. As far as he can tell it wasn't her that killed the suit she's possessing so what's the point in getting involved?
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