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Pru Piper was born in San Jose, California, the youngest of three daughters. Her father (Thadd) worked in advertising, while her mother (KiKi) apparently thought her career laid in being a full time stage mother. From the moment Pru could sit upright, she was getting her headshots taken. By the time she was one, she had already won six beautiful baby contests and had starred in a Pamper’s commercial for the briefest of moments.

Pilot season for the Carey family meant a yearly pilgrimage to Los Angeles from January to April, with KiKi living out of a motel room with her daughters. By night, the girls were homeschooled and by day the girls were brought to every audition, casting call, and agents office as their mother could fit into a daily schedule. Most years pilot seasons ended with disappoinment -- roles lost out on or shows not being picked up to series by networks -- until that at changed when Pru was six years old.

Pru was cast in a Disney channel show called 'Royal Flush', where she played the precocious and wise-cracking Princess Kitty -- who was constantly acting as a foil to her older siblings plans. The show was a hit, Pru was a scene stealer, and the entire Carey family took residence in Los Angeles permanently -- putting a down payment on the family home with her first paycheck.

The hours were long and the work was hard -- Pru missed being back home and going to school with her friends -- but Kiki (who had swiftly taken her place as Pru's business manager) constantly reminded her daughter that she was living the dream of million's of little girls across the world.

'Royal Flush' ran for eight seasons on the Disney Channel (as well as producing two DCOMS), with an offer of a Princess Kitty spinoff on the table.

Prudence didn't want to take the job -- insisting that she wanted to return to normal schooling and make her own friends and move out of LA. However, she realized that she had become the soul breadwinner of her household. Everything -- house payments, car payments, credit card bills, and her sisters' college tuition -- rested on her shoulders.

The spin off show 'Kitty's Kourt' made her the Disney Channel's most bankable star. Soon, Pru's face was on back packs, t-shirts, and every clickbait link on Just Jared Jr.. Along with the show, she became the leading star of two-record breaking Disney Channel musicals.

Acting had stopped being fun for Pru long before she had turned eighteen, but once she was of age she finally felt she had some control. However, after going to the bank to check her savings behind her parents' back, Pru found that the majority of the money she had made throughout her childhood had been drained completely. All that remained were the funds that had been set aside for her Coogan account.

Once her contractrual obligation to the House of Mouse was complete when she was 20, Pru took all the money she had to her name and left LA -- and her family -- behind.

After being accepted by Aurora Bay College, Pru did her best to settle into the life of normalcy she had craved before. Classes, study groups, roommates. But there were always bumps in the road -- classmates who would take her picture in exam halls and guys who would take her on dates just to post online that they'd fucked her. It was a balancing act.

She dabbled in acting occasionally -- starring as Needy in the movie version of Jennifer's Body: The Musical -- but hasn't had a credit to her name in two years.

At the end of her senior year, Pru started a podcast in her dorm room -- untangling blind items, telling stories about her old Hollywood life, and talking to other former child actors. 'Formerly Famous' shot quickly to the top of the iTunes podcast charts and remains in the top ten consistently to this day two years later.

With the money she has made through social media brand deals, and residuals from the reruns of both 'Royal Flush' and 'Kitty's Kourt', Pru has begun the Sucker Punch Podcast Network -- currently taking on new shows!

PERSONALITY.

- loyal, hardworking, engaging

- inhibited, gullible, workaholic

BITS n BATS.

- favorite color is pink

- waves at people who try to sneak her picture at sunday brunch

- hosts diner parties at her house but can’t cook for the life of herself so she has them catered

- her dating life is still constantly rumored about

- has five tattoos

- loves the rainy season 

- obsessed with dessert

- was on the ‘30 under 30′ list last year, as well as People’s Most Beautiful at 16 and 17 

CURRENT CONNECTIONS.

to be updated

WANTED CONNECTIONS.

-other big names! while she’s definitely treading the line between B and C list, her name does often end up on invites! give me people she sneaks away to smoke or talk shit with 

- former college roommates and friends! pru went to aurora bay college and was probably a lost baby bird for her first semester especially, so the people who she met and became friends with in this time probably are like family to her!

-found family! because im always a hoe for it. pru hasn’t seen or spoken to her family in six years, so she probably seeks out people to depends on and who she can support as well.

- podcast guests! people who pru has had on her podcast to talk about fame, acting, celebrity culture, influencers, deep dives, etc!

-bad influences and party friends! pru went a little wild when she hit aurora bay in college and was truly on her own for the first time! once she was free from her disney conduct contract she likely got herself into a tabloid mess or two in a club or stumbling out of one.

- romantic! despite the rumors always flying about who she may be connected to, pru is always flipping around on about four dating apps in constant rotation. did they have a good hookup? did she sneak out in the morning? perhaps a fwb situation going on? did they fuck her just to brag about it? the more mess the better!