This Barbie Is On Prozac

i am not the prettiest girl at the party but i am the most insane

who wants to play the ‘break your own heart’ game

eldest daughter this and that yes ok i know it’s annoying but i made so much of myself about being there for you and you don’t even want me all

went off my meds to see what my emotional baseline is like after years of chemical regulation…turns out, it’s not good!!!

elite weight loss hack: get a job that is so stressful you physically cannot bring yourself to eat and when you do you end up throwing up most of it!

christ alive..i wanna fuck this man so bad im in a jazz club

omg no babe i totally would but i gave up sucking dick for lent, yeah it’s like a major sacrifice

thought a guy in a car was showing down to check me out but really he was just turning a corner

been home for Christmas for less than 4 hours and already the urge to k*ll myself has increased tenfold

nothing makes a girl quite as insane as being the fat daughter of a thin mother

being sad was fine when i was also brilliant but if i’m not brilliant then literally what’s the point

my younger sister and i were having lunch recently and i referred to her as the ‘marriage-saving baby’ and she just looked at me with dead eyes the same colour as our father’s and said ‘mission failed’