free spirit coffee jeep

sometimes the only closure you will get is knowing that everything you did was done earnestly and out of love

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

daddy wants to see yall on yall baddest behavior. lend me some sugar. I AM your neighbor.

I genuinely cannot tell if this is supposed to be a horny post or House of Leaves inspo. Great job, op.

secret third option actually. now, don't have me break this thing down for nothing

what i do is none of my business

thank you guys for playing blogs with me

i will die without routine. also this routine is killing me

whoever made that post that's like "depressed people aren't listening to sad music they're listening to wild ones by flo rida at 7 in the morning" has ruined my life. sitting in my car outside work right now feeling like shit emotionally but at least hollaback girl is playing on the radio

this shit is bananas.

My brother is the most fascinating person in the world. I just found out he goes to regular poker nights with his buddies and uses real money. I told him this sounded like a great way to lose money and he said “no, I win because I count cards”. I asked him why his friends hadn’t kicked him out yet if he wins all the time and he says only keeps a percentage and divides up the rest among the remaining players, because it wouldn’t be fair to keep it all since technically he’s cheating, and if they all run out of money too fast then the game is over. They use real money and not chits because it’s more exciting that way. Digging further into this I suspect that this is also how he’s discreetly paying back his friends who have bought him food or beer and won’t let him reimburse them directly. I’m bragging right now. I’m so proud of this lawful chaotic little freak

Köcsög

the mark of a good prank is if the guy you just pranked immediately wants in on it

unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire

kids born in 25 will be 2000 this year….

Im fucking addicted to blanket