Prowl's Desk

Unlike my more popular comic counterpart, I don't typically do that.

*It almost seems relieved*

Whatever, I have other things I need to be doing anyways-

*It's literally a normal table idk what he's talking abt*

.I'm beginning to think you're Not a normal table,

*Because it is*

Normal desks don't typically talk, or- Cry, for that matter. What and who are you?

I will be very sad :(

*Average table activities*

I never really developed those skills, was a bit busy getting shot at by Decepticons

Do you flip Decepticons?

uh... not.. particularly.....

*It continues to hold datapads deskily*

Also people get scared when we talk :(

It seems like a waste of resources to me.

I knew a toaster once

*Such as being a desk*

Because I am a desk

Unlike my more popular comic counterpart, I don't typically do that.

*It almost seems relieved*

Whatever, I have other things I need to be doing anyways-

*It's literally a normal table idk what he's talking abt*

.I'm beginning to think you're Not a normal table,

*Because it is*

Normal desks don't typically talk, or- Cry, for that matter. What and who are you?

I will be very sad :(

*Average table activities*

I never really developed those skills, was a bit busy getting shot at by Decepticons

Do you flip Decepticons?

uh... not.. particularly.....

*It continues to hold datapads deskily*

Also people get scared when we talk :(

It seems like a waste of resources to me.

I knew a toaster once

*Such as being a desk*

Because I am a desk

Unlike my more popular comic counterpart, I don't typically do that.

*It almost seems relieved*

Whatever, I have other things I need to be doing anyways-

*It's literally a normal table idk what he's talking abt*

.I'm beginning to think you're Not a normal table,

*Because it is*

Normal desks don't typically talk, or- Cry, for that matter. What and who are you?

I will be very sad :(

*Average table activities*

I never really developed those skills, was a bit busy getting shot at by Decepticons

Do you flip Decepticons?

uh... not.. particularly.....

*It continues to hold datapads deskily*

Also people get scared when we talk :(

It seems like a waste of resources to me.

I knew a toaster once

*Such as being a desk*

Unlike my more popular comic counterpart, I don't typically do that.

*It almost seems relieved*

Whatever, I have other things I need to be doing anyways-

*It's literally a normal table idk what he's talking abt*

.I'm beginning to think you're Not a normal table,

*Because it is*

Normal desks don't typically talk, or- Cry, for that matter. What and who are you?

I will be very sad :(

*Average table activities*

I never really developed those skills, was a bit busy getting shot at by Decepticons

Do you flip Decepticons?

uh... not.. particularly.....

*It continues to hold datapads deskily*

Also people get scared when we talk :(

It seems like a waste of resources to me.

I knew a toaster once

Unlike my more popular comic counterpart, I don't typically do that.

*It almost seems relieved*

Whatever, I have other things I need to be doing anyways-

*It's literally a normal table idk what he's talking abt*

.I'm beginning to think you're Not a normal table,

*Because it is*

Normal desks don't typically talk, or- Cry, for that matter. What and who are you?

I will be very sad :(

*Average table activities*

I never really developed those skills, was a bit busy getting shot at by Decepticons

Do you flip Decepticons?

uh... not.. particularly.....

*It continues to hold datapads deskily*

Also people get scared when we talk :(

Unlike my more popular comic counterpart, I don't typically do that.

*It almost seems relieved*

Whatever, I have other things I need to be doing anyways-

*It's literally a normal table idk what he's talking abt*

.I'm beginning to think you're Not a normal table,

*Because it is*

Normal desks don't typically talk, or- Cry, for that matter. What and who are you?

I will be very sad :(

*Average table activities*

I never really developed those skills, was a bit busy getting shot at by Decepticons

Do you flip Decepticons?

uh... not.. particularly.....

*It continues to hold datapads deskily*

Unlike my more popular comic counterpart, I don't typically do that.

*It almost seems relieved*

Whatever, I have other things I need to be doing anyways-

*It's literally a normal table idk what he's talking abt*

.I'm beginning to think you're Not a normal table,

*Because it is*

Normal desks don't typically talk, or- Cry, for that matter. What and who are you?

I will be very sad :(

*Average table activities*

I never really developed those skills, was a bit busy getting shot at by Decepticons

Do you flip Decepticons?

Unlike my more popular comic counterpart, I don't typically do that.

*It almost seems relieved*

Whatever, I have other things I need to be doing anyways-

*It's literally a normal table idk what he's talking abt*

.I'm beginning to think you're Not a normal table,

*Because it is*

Normal desks don't typically talk, or- Cry, for that matter. What and who are you?

I will be very sad :(

*Average table activities*

I never really developed those skills, was a bit busy getting shot at by Decepticons

Do you flip Decepticons?

Oh? A table? Perfect! *sits down and starts writing the most, delicious, scrumptious, juicy, immaculate fanfiction ever*

*This desk approves of fanfiction*

Unlike my more popular comic counterpart, I don't typically do that.

*It almost seems relieved*

Whatever, I have other things I need to be doing anyways-

*It's literally a normal table idk what he's talking abt*

.I'm beginning to think you're Not a normal table,

*Because it is*

Normal desks don't typically talk, or- Cry, for that matter. What and who are you?

I will be very sad :(

*Average table activities*

Unlike my more popular comic counterpart, I don't typically do that.

*It almost seems relieved*

Whatever, I have other things I need to be doing anyways-

*It's literally a normal table idk what he's talking abt*

.I'm beginning to think you're Not a normal table,

*Because it is*

Normal desks don't typically talk, or- Cry, for that matter. What and who are you?

I will be very sad :(

Unlike my more popular comic counterpart, I don't typically do that.

*It almost seems relieved*

Whatever, I have other things I need to be doing anyways-

*It's literally a normal table idk what he's talking abt*

.I'm beginning to think you're Not a normal table,

*Because it is*

Now where did this come from?

*And could be flipped*

Unlike my more popular comic counterpart, I don't typically do that.

*It almost seems relieved*

Whatever, I have other things I need to be doing anyways-

*It's literally a normal table idk what he's talking abt*

"..i don't know what came over me. It was like I wasn't in control of my body.."

*The desk has been flipped*

Jazz slowly steps towards the desk. "Uh. Yo. You Cybertronian?"

sob

"Bee. Multiverse fuckery means there's like thirty other Ratchets, I met one in the metal."

*Desking deskily, even*

Jazz and Bumblebee continue bickering like idiots.

*It continues desking in an upside down manner*

And is trembling with the restrained desire to flip it again, despite not knowing why.

*It would be such a shame if it were to be flipped once more*

"uehs geuh whhskwajsn AGHH" Prowl reaches for the Desk before grabbing another desk and flipping it. Sending data pads everywhere.

*A singular data pad lands on top of it*

"guys. guys wait for me guys please don't leave me here with the desk GUYS-"

So... Ya like kpop?

From this day onward he will never look at desks the same again, fearing they'd become alive.

( @prowl-desk )

I mean as long as I don't get flipped or teleported

But idk how it works :(

*Because it is a desk*

Where else have you teleported?

*Continues desking in a desk manner*

I think that's the farthest

*Nothing out of the ordinary*

Do you believe you could be contained to one space if I bolted you to the floor? I occasionally have that done to my desk in times of high stress.

*Peak desk activities*

You would not remember that, as you are not my desk.

*It just desks sadly*

Kinda

It doesn't actually affect me