FlowerLord

what if… we blinked slowly at each other… and we were both animals that recognise this as a gesture of trust 😳😳😳

planetarium presenters trying to explain to a busload of 4th graders how incomprehensibly vast space is

this post is a mess

literally only on tumblr can you find posts like this and it’s the only reason we stay

Wild

in a bar surrounded by beautiful women all staring at me admiringly as i tell them everything i know about crows and other corvids

there is a crow on my shoulder also and they are all enchanted and delighted by him

i tell them he's my wingman and i'm the only person in the bar anyone wants to talk to for the rest of the night

good morning to bisexuals, halloween enthusiasts, she/theys, community college students, people who shoplift at walmart, goths, eldest daughters, gay baristas who get mean when it’s busy, phoebe bridgers stans, vodka drinkers, men with curly hair, people who listen to classical music on public transit, and professional dog walkers

@youdonthavetogotocollege

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

hey boys

you can really tell when a villain is gay-coded because their creator thinks gays are weird and icky vs. because their creator is gay and thinks they’re hot

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.