JARVIS

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      “what —- ”  he  stops,  pivots  on  one  foot,  looks  over  his  shoulder,  and  cocks  an  eyebrow.  “— what  do  you  mean  no?” 

PLOTTING CALL

send one of the following sentences to me for my muses response. mixture of angst, fluff, nsfw and everything inbetween. taken from sources such as movies, tv shows, songs and my own brain. 

“How long have we been down?“ 

“Am I supposed to just let you go?“ 

“Are you real?" 

"Shut up and kiss me." 

"You look homeless." 

"Do you kids want anything? Some snacks? A condom?" 

"I’m not gay/lesbian." 

"I’m destined to be a crazy cat lady/man." 

"Time won’t change me." 

"It’s empty in the valley of your heart." 

"You did this?" 

"I will hold on hope." 

"Shit, you really are tone deaf." 

"I’d rather burn than boil." 

"I see you found my little…hobby." 

"Never trust a drunk." 

"You have no idea what I’m capable of." 

"Long live the Queen/King" 

"It’s like a warm, wet hug." 

"I predict a riot." 

"I’m in no mood." 

"Is this where we all sing Kum-Bah-Yah?" 

"There’s nothing I hate more than a racist." 

"Well, part of your discretion is falling out of your blouse." 

"Killers don’t wear aprons." 

"As you wish." 

"Word of advice, shithead. Don’t you ever wake up." 

"You’ve never heard of Leonardo Dicaprio?!" 

"If you try to fuck me then I shall fuck you too." 

"Rock and Roll’s the Devils work." 

"You’re a fat loser and you have body odour." 

"I am lost and so alone." 

"I’m asking for your guidance." 

"My father thinks you’re evil." 

"I still have your underwear." 

"I’m pregnant." 

"Show’s over, motherfuckers." 

"Aw dude, this is one gay looking taser." 

"If it wasn’t for you, I’d be dead." 

"If you don’t pay your rent, I’m kicking you out." 

"That is so punk rock!" 

"It’s a nice day for a white wedding." 

“God. This is the loneliest place I’ve ever been and I lived in a tree for eight months.” 

"People are strange." 

"It’s a nice day to start again." 

"I’ve been gone for fourteen days. I could have been gone for more." 

"Do you think he’ll/she’ll ever come home?" 

"They tried to stone me, my dear. It did not work." 

"Get off my son/daughter, you bitch!" 

"Try not to get worried." 

"I’m sure I just need some rest." 

"You light a fire inside of me." 

"I threw my pie for you." 

"I wanna get out of here." 

"Don’t you dare leave me again, [ insert name ]" 

"Life isn’t a Katherine Heigl movie." 

"Why are you so obsessed with him/her?" 

"Of course, my horse." 

"You’re so naive." 

"There’s no such thing as perfect." 

"Imperfection is underrated." 

"It’s such an ugly world for something so beautiful." 

"I’m not fond of asking." 

"You’re so vain, I bet you think this song is about you." 

"Are you challenging me?" 

"This is the best fucking pie I have ever tasted." 

"Little children should be seen and not heard." 

"Imagine me and you, I do. I think about you day and night." 

"You belong to me." 

"I will always wait for you." 

"You’re the magician’s assistant in their dream." 

"Don’t marry her, fuck me." 

"We will never be royals." 

"There must be an angel, playing with my heart." 

"I must be hallucinating." 

"Will you marry me?" 

"We were made to be together." 

"Jesus loves you!" 

"She’s got a boyfriend/girlfriend anyway." 

"Just like me, they long to be, close to you." 

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard." 

"Bad girls do it well." 

"Don’t you wish your girlfriend/boyfriend was hot like me?" 

"You do not own me." 

"I own you." 

"There’s a difference between wanting something and needing it." 

"Why so serious?" 

"Describe your perfect date." 

”[ insert name here ] is flawless.” 

"Do you have to a pretentious bitch all of the time?" 

"Okay?" 

"This is our infinity." 

"Ask me again when you learn some manners." 

"When I am with you, there’s no place I’d rather be." 

"Did we really just do that?" 

"At the end of the day, there’ll be nothing but trouble." 

"When will my life begin?" 

"Now that we’re friends, I’ve decided to make you my new project." 

"Look at you as fragile as a flower." 

"Guess I always knew this day was coming." 

"Trust me, pet. Mother knows best." 

"Please, sit. Make yourself at home." 

"I’m allergic to bullshit." 

"Is it your aim to ruin my life?" 

"My fate is in your hands." 

"Go ahead, get mugged and left for dead." 

"I wanna stay inside all day." 

"Are you satisfied?" 

"People will talk." 

"For goodness sake, let us be young." 

“What? Are you kidding?“

“Everyone has a weakness.“

“Well, we’ll die if we do that.”

“He’s gone already. It’s over.“

“Promise me something. Kill him.”

“I suppose I must have loved them.”

“It may still be asleep. Don’t wake it.”

“I should stop saying things like that.“

“It’s my special power. What’s yours?“

“What? That… that’s totally ridiculous.“

“Oh, my God. Why is he even still alive?“

“Sorry, but as you can see, I’ve got plans.“

“I hate him, but I can’t make that promise.“

“Still don’t understand why you’re in charge.“

“Yeah, we’re alive. Look at us. We’re all alive.“

“Did you see why we came? Why we’re here?“

“I’ve had a lot of faces, I find them easy to read.“

“What if we’re not supposed to make it out alive?“

“Am I, like, misreading the signals or something?“

“Oh, everything has a price tag, I think you’ll find.“

“Sorry, I thought we were getting along famously.“

“Your survival depends on following my instructions.”

“Oh, don’t be so pessimistic… It’ll affect team morale.“

“Who are you? Sorry, what’s going on? I don’t understand.”

“You didn’t bring any weapons… that’s a bit of an oversight.“

“You must have had a very good reason. We all must have.“

“Robbing a bank. Robbing a whole bank. Beat that for a date.“

“I can’t quite believe that you’re putting me through this, again.“

“You’ll be old and full of regret for the things that you can’t change.“

“I’m having a very bad day, and I do not want to be pushed around.“

“However this goes, whatever happens, don’t let me end up like that.“

“Well, how did he do that? And if he can do that, why does he need us?”

“No way. You can do you what you like. I’m going to take my chances out there.”

“When we’re done here, by all means, you go and find yourself a shoulder to cry on.“

PLOTTING CALL